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Monster Alchemy by Nibbles (eicebleu), orphan_account
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Sep 2025
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Maybe something good can come from something awful.
(I'm debating on giving this the Dead Dove tag. At least it features Lambert and Aiden being sweet. Past rape not between main ship.)
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Be Careful What You Wish For by Nibbles (eicebleu)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 May 2023
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A lonely, aging (and likely half-mad) witcher has decided to die. Might as well use that Djinn he's been hanging on to for gods' know how long.
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Original temptation. Hah. The bar was in Hell before Hell even existed, when the only competition for the title was Adam.
And yet…
If one were to momentarily forget all of the above, one might be forced to admit that at least the Devil’s voice is not wholly detestable.
One such as a Radio Demon, tied to a wheely chair backstage.
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To Alastor's greatest chagrin, Lucifer's voice becomes a fixation he could not escape if he tried.
And he very much does try.
Bookmarked by Nibbles (eicebleu)
01 Jan 2026
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What We Can Do by The67ImpalaDragonChild
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
08 Nov 2025
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Three years ago, Professor Pankratze changed his teaching style to better include his experiences upon the road and teach his students the value of kindness... And in the process changed the lives of the continent's witchers for the better in the years that came afterwards.
Now Nilfgaard has turned their eyes on Jaskier.
And the Witchers didn't like that.
Not one bit.
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- Part 2 of To Affect Change
Bookmarked by Nibbles (eicebleu)
10 Nov 2025
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Align My Heart by fragolina
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer
10 Aug 2024
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After Odysseus returns to Ithaca and takes care of Penelope's suitor problem for her, Penelope decides to take care of him in return.
OR
Penelope gives her feral husband a bath.
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Bookmarked by Nibbles (eicebleu)
04 Jan 2025
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You Will Bring Me Ruin by al_in_my_head
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
12 Jun 2023
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But sweet Melitele, if Geralt wasn’t a witcher, Jaskier would love nothing more than to feel his hands run down his wings, realigning his ruffled feathers and alleviating some of that ever-present itch.
“Why do you smell sad?” Geralt interrupts Jaskier’s thoughts.
“What?” Jaskier startles. It’s just like Geralt to pay attention only when Jaskier doesn’t want him to, “Oh, no reason,” Jaskier brushes him off.__
*cheering* Whump the bard! Whump the bard! Whump the bard!
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- Part 1 of You Make Me Brave
Bookmarked by Nibbles (eicebleu)
11 Nov 2023
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A Contract's a Contract, No Matter How Small by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
20 Apr 2022
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Unexpected side effect of Jaskier praising witchers far and wide: children making the logical jump that witchers can handle ALL monsters. Including such subspecies as the under-the-bed variety.
And, well, what are you supposed to say to a child who asks you to fight a monster for them?
(Note: Chapter 5 is the reason for the M rating. All other chapters are T for language.)
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Bookmarked by Nibbles (eicebleu)
09 May 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
Any chance of them noticing how spectacularly lucky doing kiddie contracts seems to make them?