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    trial of the seven true ending confirmed

    “I’ll send Measter Yormwell to have a look at him, when he’s done tending to my brother,” Prince Baelor says. The sweat and blood on his brow glisten with the promise of a man with many years left to live. His tasteful beard quivers with life.

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    Caranthir sighs, disgusted, and sits on the bed, as far as he can get from Celegorm without appearing like he’s halfway to crawling out of his skin. “I didn’t come back to life so I could hear how much my dying traumatized you.”

    “You fucking bastard,” says Celegorm, and lunges.

    [When Caranthir is reborn into Valinor, he must deal with everything he left behind in Beleriand- the annoying brothers, the overbearing parents, the family he lost and will never regain.

    But there are things that Caranthir does not know. There are lies that have not yet been unwound. There are mercies he has never expected. It takes orange trees, infuriating brothers, silver ribbons and unseasonal thunderstorms, but slowly Caranthir learns precisely how wrong he is.]

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    09 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    Nerdanel ignored the protests and held up a head of red leaf lettuce. “This is a vulva,” she said.

    “That is a vulva,” Turukáno echoed dutifully.

    “You cannot simply tear off the tough outer leaves to reach the tender inner petals,” Nerdanel said. “Gentle and slow is the way to approach. Massage the outside. Use your fingers, tongue, lips. Don’t be afraid to really salivate on it. Most importantly, use your imagination, and watch how the leaves respond to your touch. Here, you try.” She handed each pupil a head of something green and leafy.

    Findekáno stared at his iceberg lettuce. “Do they, the real thing I mean, do they really have leaves?” Findekáno whispered to Makalaurë.

    Makalaurë shook his head no. At least, he didn’t think so.


    The princes of the Noldor learn about an important loophole, and swear a foolish Oath. Parties, after-parties, improbable help from parents, many first times, and declarations of love. Also, blowjobs.

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    08 Dec 2025

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    In Valinor and homesick for Imladris, Celebrían decides to build a new one.

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    “What would you say to him?” Always, it was Fingolfin who started it, of course. “If he came back.”
    “Which he would not,” said Finarfin. It was a little dance they did to introduce the subject, to make sure that it was clear.

    Or, in their free time, Fingolfin and Finarfin like to hypothesize.

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    06 Sep 2025