eloiserummaging
Fandoms
Recent works
-
The Adventures of Sir Adam the Not-Quite-Chaste: Not Appearing in This Film by eloiserummaging
Fandoms: Adam Lambert (Musician)
12 Jul 2011
Tags
Summary
Well, all right, Sir Adam thought doubtfully. I suppose this could be the place. (Monty Python and the Holy Grail fusion; Adam at Castle Anthrax)
Recent bookmarks
-
if home is a person, i don’t want a house by ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
Shane has a notes app list titled 'Safeties.'
It's a series of physical sensations to pull him back if he drops too deep:
1. Press tongue to roof of mouth
2. Grip something cold
3. Say your own name out loud
The last one simply says:
4. Wait for him. He always comes back.
Series
- Part 13 of Cross-Checked & Kissed (smut oneshots)
Bookmarked by eloiserummaging
25 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Shane reached out without thinking, his fingers brushing against the rough fabric of Ilya’s jacket sleeve.
Ilya flinched away. “Dun’ touch me!”
Shane blinked, thrown. “What the - ”
“I already have boyfriend!” Ilya declared, pulling his jacket around himself like a shield. “Are practically engaged!”
Shane just stared. “Ilya. It’s me.”
“Only my boyfriend may unwrap me.” Ilya announced. “Is respect.”
Ilya gets drunk and refuses to be touched by anyone except his boyfriend. Unfortunately for Shane, Ilya does not realize his boyfriend is the one taking him home.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,167
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 316
- Kudos:
- 11,874
- Bookmarks:
- 1,792
- Hits:
- 72,050
Bookmarked by eloiserummaging
24 Feb 2026
-
Study Habits by ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Feb 2026
Tags
Summary
Shane's search history autofills on Ilya's laptop when he borrows it. The suggestions are devastatingly specific:
'how to ask for aftercare without sounding needy,'
'signs your dom is getting bored,'
'best lube for prolonged anal sex reddit.'
Ilya stares at the screen, realizing Shane has been conducting independent research on how to be the perfect sub for him.
Series
- Part 12 of Cross-Checked & Kissed (smut oneshots)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,084
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 95
- Kudos:
- 8,712
- Bookmarks:
- 1,288
- Hits:
- 92,162
Bookmarked by eloiserummaging
24 Feb 2026
-
(ass)inine confessions by badmetaphors
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
05 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
"You ARE a pervert."
"Yes, but I am Shane's pervert. Is different."
"That's not the defense you think it is."
"And when we—" Ilya stopped himself, grinned. "Is probably too much information, yes?"
"WAY too much information."
Ilya delivers a TED Talk titled "Shane Hollander 101" and Hayden is the unwilling audience.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,551
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 116
- Kudos:
- 6,064
- Bookmarks:
- 1,073
- Hits:
- 36,969
Bookmarked by eloiserummaging
24 Feb 2026
-
since I'm going to hell by weeb_grass
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
Shane and Ilya roll up to the Metros' stadium together. In Ilya's sports car. For God and all the world to see.
AKA: bring your hockey boyfriend to work day.
AKA: you remember that one scene in Twilight where Edward rolls up to school in his silver Volvo and Bella steps out all nervous and timid, and Edward just wraps his arm around her, sunglasses on, fucks left at the doorstep? It's that, but a Metros vs. Centaurs game.
Bookmarked by eloiserummaging
23 Feb 2026