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  1. Public Bookmark 19

    Much Ado About Dwarrow by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    04 Mar 2026

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    Bilbo Baggins of Bag End wasn’t a respectable hobbit. He was a foul-mouthed bachelor, ready to avoid any guests, not engage in any adventures, and fight tooth and nail for his silverware.
    Too bad Master Baggins found himself in a company of one Thorin Oakenshield, who managed to irritate the hobbit ever since the damned dwarf stepped a foot over the threshold of his smial and whisk him on an unexpected journey…During which, dwarrow King had done nothing, but shout at him to shut up, go home, and be less of a burden.
    And know everyone was telling Bilbo, that His Irritating Majesty was in love with him.
    What was all of that about?

    Much Ado About Nothing, the Hobbit version.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    A Shot in the Dark by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    24 Jan 2023

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    When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    To Spoon Feed You Comfort by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    15 Mar 2026

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    When they reach their majority, every hobbit is encouraged to carve or forge a spoon that would be their Love Spoon. It’s a very sacred process as no talking can be done during the crafting of the spoon. All of their energy must be concentrated on pouring their hopes and dreams for the future into their spoon. Reflecting especially on what type of spouse would compliment them most, what type of marriage they hope to have, and what vows they would make to honor and cherish them. The symbols etched into their spoon would showcase all of this so that way when their future spouse used it for the first time, they knew exactly what they were getting out of this marriage. And that’s it. Once someone has taken a bite from a dish prepared by the spoon’s owner, they are married in the eyes of the Shire. The act is reciprocated, and the lucky couple move in together in marital bliss.

    Bilbo agonized over his spoon. A spoon no one ever seemed to want, and he had accepted his fate at no one ever eating from. Then a company of dwarves invaded his dining room, and their leader took a bite...

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    18 Mar 2026

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    The Things We Carry by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    15 Mar 2026

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    Bilbo carries a small leather pouch everywhere he goes.
    When Kíli’s prank sends it into a river, the Company learns why the hobbit never lets it out of his sight.
    Inside are the last gifts from the husband he lost twenty years ago.

    The problem?
    Thorin recognizes the work.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    A Crown's Weight by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    17 Mar 2026

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    After the Battle of Five Armies, victory should have meant peace.

    Instead, it leaves Thorin Oakenshield standing before his Company with anger in his heart and a single accusation on his tongue.

    Bilbo Baggins has already risked everything for this journey—his home, his safety, and perhaps even his place among the Company he has come to love.

    But when the Arkenstone changes hands and loyalty is called into question, words are spoken that cannot easily be taken back.

    And before the day is over, a king will learn that some mistakes must be corrected not in private—but before the entire mountain.

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    18 Mar 2026