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at least in this lifetime, we’re sticking together by frankenteddy
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
19 Feb 2025
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Vander’s lips curl into a slow, saccharine grin. “Happy Birthday, Sil.”
Silco stills. Is it truly? He’d forgotten, in preoccupation with everything else that had been going on recently. He offers a halfhearted scoff.
“I think I’m past the age for well-wishes.”
Vander skirts his way around the bar, meeting Silco on the other side, leaning into his space. “I don’t think so. I think it’s another year older, which means another year you’re alive and with me. Sometimes I think about how easily it could have gone another way, and I get so thankful I still have you in my life. What Ekko said the other day—“
“That’s all in the past,” Silco assures him. “You stupid sap, of course I’m with you. Where else would I be?”
Silco finds himself drawn between a pair of overbearingly large arms, and Vander’s face softens, his smile so incandescently happy that Silco can hardly stand to look at it for fear of being blinded.
“Let me take you upstairs,” Vander whispers. “Let me make you feel good tonight.”
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your feet tread the path that my heart follows by frankenteddy
Fandoms: Dragon Age II, Dragon Age - All Media Types
07 Feb 2025
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“I do not deserve you,” Anders hiccups into his shoulder. “I have never once deserved you. And you have always deserved far better than me, far better than a life condemned to being on the run.”
“I’m an apostate,” Hawke reminds him. “I’ve always been hiding. The running was an inevitability. I say after all I’ve been through, I deserve to at least have someone I love at my side.”
”How can you say that? How can you possibly still love me?”
“Like breathing,” Hawke answers, easily. “Like the magic that summons fire to my fingertips. Natural, and nearly without thought. Like I was born to do it.”
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- Part 3 of Anders Week 2025
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It goes about like this, with Hawke taking the lulls in the middle of the day to stare out the window across the street, gaze helplessly drawn towards the window of the rival business.
And look, he really doesn’t long—or sigh wistfully, or any of the other, many things his coworkers and regulars have teased him over; it’s just that he can’t help it if there’s a particularly attractive looking barista who works nearly identical hours to him, and he gets a little distracted, sometimes.
If the distraction comes with drawn-out fantasies about an imaginary life with the beautiful blond man who stands behind the other counter, well, that’s his own concern.
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- Part 2 of Anders Week 2025
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the pain and the bitter taste by frankenteddy
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age - All Media Types
03 Feb 2025
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A humble farmer in the Hinterlands finds a large warrior and his worn-down apostate companion seeking refuge on her property.
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- Part 1 of Anders Week 2025
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Is he MC Skat Cat, and I’m Paula Abdul? by donuthole (frankenteddy)
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue, rvb - Fandom
10 Jun 2024
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a series of grimmons drabbles and oneshots inspired by various prompts, ranging in length and rating.
REWRITTEN!
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- Part 2 of Grimmons Oneshots
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Anders Week 2025 by frankenteddy
Fandom Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Inquisition
07 Feb 2025
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Grimmons Oneshots by donuthole (frankenteddy), frankenteddy
Fandom Red vs. Blue, rvb - Fandom
10 Jun 2024
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Observational Thrum for Interspecific Reproduction: Eridian and Human Copulation by lucanidsoap for Emzilla97
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
26 May 2026
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Scarab is seated in the observational room with several other thrumming scientists. They shift uncomfortably at the scene commencing before them. The Savior of Stars lies on an Acoustic Reverberance Platform across a barrier of clear xenonite. The Savior, known as ‘Dr. Ryland Grace’, is currently… expressing intimacy… with the Survivor. ‘Rocky’, as the Savior calls them. Observing feels blasphemous.
Or: Ryland Grace and Rocky demonstrate how Eridians and humans copulate for a biological research thrum.
Bookmarked by frankenteddy
26 May 2026
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Rocky helps Grace accept who she really is.
Bookmarked by frankenteddy
25 May 2026
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I Want You (All Over Me) by little_soka
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 May 2026
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17 May 2026
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The Visual Learner by vampiciide
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
25 Apr 2026
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Rocky has discovered that Armando can be used as an out-of-ball appendage and will listen to pretty much anything he says. Grace grows jealous of how close the two have become. A plan is hatched that brings the three together, and Grace ends up in a very peculiar situation ...
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Rocky is introduced to hetslop
Bookmarked by frankenteddy
01 May 2026
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love, leaking, and other perks of being a space blob by blackeyedblonde
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 Apr 2026
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“Grace ever make love with other humans on Earth, question?” Rocky asks one morning when they’re just finishing up a modest breakfast in the Hail Mary dormitory.
Ryland nearly spits out his mouthful of pb&j but valiantly manages to swallow. “Why are you asking me this right now, dude?” he asks, voice still thick with peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth. “No lead-in or anything, jeepers creepers.”
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Bookmarked by frankenteddy
30 Apr 2026