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Immaculate Misconception by malfoyesque for ThornedHuntress
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Apr 2026
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Hermione’s husband wants an heir, but he can’t get her pregnant.
Draco Malfoy's blood curse has him desperate to get someone pregnant, but doesn’t want a legitimate heir.
It’s a match made in heaven, and nothing at all is going to go wrong.
Nothing.
At.
All.—————————————————————
Malfoy let his head fall back, closing his eyes as he took a deep breath from the ceiling.
“You are a woman of child-bearing age. You are looking to become pregnant. And you have told me that your husband has failed to make that happen. It is being triggered right now and it’s being triggered by you.”
His eyes flicked quickly over her body, before stopping himself.
“And from the moment you stepped foot in my house, I have been so fucking hard I can’t feel my toes.”Series
- Part 1 of Immaculate Misconception Universe
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24 Apr 2026
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In a failed attempt to steal Hermione's case notes, Draco ends up with something else entirely: a pros and cons list about a mystery man.
As he mocks each item, a terrifying realisation dawns—the list isn't about some poor bastard in the office.
It's about him.
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12 Apr 2026
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You read the title, didn't you?
A plot? What plot? series about Draco and Hermione fucking. Oneshots that aren't necessarily connected. A little bit kinky, and mostly Dom!Draco and Sub!Hermione stuff.
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"I need your help."
A smirk, "I gathered that much. What exactly do you want from me?"
"To make my boy—ex-boyfriend jealous."
"The youngest Weasel, right?" The hostility in his tone was more than obvious. She knew the two families hated each other, which was another reason why she chose to come to Draco, out of all people.
Not the only reason though.
It would drive Ronald insane, yes.
But she had hoped he would drive her insane, too.
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01 Apr 2026
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Auror partners Granger and Malfoy are sent to find out what a few nefarious individuals are doing at a small shack near the woods. When they finally get inside and apprehend all those responsible, they succumb to a potion brewing in the sole cauldron sitting innocently on the back wall.
A potion that has their skin burning, heart racing, and mind blurring. A potion that tells them never to separate. What happens when they’re forced to?
Day 5 of Kinktober: Masturbation
Bookmarked by grumpylukes
30 Mar 2026