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Immaculate Misconception by malfoyesque for ThornedHuntress
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Apr 2026
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Hermione’s husband wants an heir, but he can’t get her pregnant.
Draco Malfoy's blood curse has him desperate to get someone pregnant, but doesn’t want a legitimate heir.
It’s a match made in heaven, and nothing at all is going to go wrong.
Nothing.
At.
All.—————————————————————
Malfoy let his head fall back, closing his eyes as he took a deep breath from the ceiling.
“You are a woman of child-bearing age. You are looking to become pregnant. And you have told me that your husband has failed to make that happen. It is being triggered right now and it’s being triggered by you.”
His eyes flicked quickly over her body, before stopping himself.
“And from the moment you stepped foot in my house, I have been so fucking hard I can’t feel my toes.”Series
- Part 1 of Immaculate Misconception Universe
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24 Apr 2026
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In a failed attempt to steal Hermione's case notes, Draco ends up with something else entirely: a pros and cons list about a mystery man.
As he mocks each item, a terrifying realisation dawns—the list isn't about some poor bastard in the office.
It's about him.
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12 Apr 2026
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You read the title, didn't you?
A plot? What plot? series about Draco and Hermione fucking. Oneshots that aren't necessarily connected. A little bit kinky, and mostly Dom!Draco and Sub!Hermione stuff.
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"I need your help."
A smirk, "I gathered that much. What exactly do you want from me?"
"To make my boy—ex-boyfriend jealous."
"The youngest Weasel, right?" The hostility in his tone was more than obvious. She knew the two families hated each other, which was another reason why she chose to come to Draco, out of all people.
Not the only reason though.
It would drive Ronald insane, yes.
But she had hoped he would drive her insane, too.
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01 Apr 2026
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Auror partners Granger and Malfoy are sent to find out what a few nefarious individuals are doing at a small shack near the woods. When they finally get inside and apprehend all those responsible, they succumb to a potion brewing in the sole cauldron sitting innocently on the back wall.
A potion that has their skin burning, heart racing, and mind blurring. A potion that tells them never to separate. What happens when they’re forced to?
Day 5 of Kinktober: Masturbation
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30 Mar 2026
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Sick of hearing Hermione’s pining without doing anything about it, Ginny charms a bit of mistletoe to freeze Hermione until she kisses the longtime object of her affections—only the spell goes a little wonky.
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10 Mar 2026
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don't you care if our fate is against us? by percabethscardigan
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
15 Feb 2026
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the summer of percy's 16th birthday is right around the corner and things have been weird between percy and annabeth all year. sally and paul are getting married and percy's parents urge percy to reach out to his best friend.
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Wreck a Malfoy by Ramelle_Kammae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dramione - Fandom
24 Aug 2025
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His hand came back. Fingers trailing slowly up her calf. A silent touch that felt less like control and more like praise. Like he was telling her - this is good. You’re good.
A shaky breath escaped her lips. Technically, she wasn’t even doing anything, right? This wasn’t sex. There was no skin-to-skin. No real touching.
Foot stuff didn’t count—did it?
Or... Hermione stumbles messily into something that feels a lot like love.
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- Part 1 of Wreck a Malfoy
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- 236,830
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- 30/30
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Bookmarked by grumpylukes
04 Mar 2026
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Years after the war, Draco Malfoy applies for the Malfoy Wizengamot seat — and Hermione Granger is the one who must vet him. When a new Ministry law forces former Death Eaters to choose between their magic and a marriage, the two of them are pushed into an impossible situation with consequences far beyond the political. Draco is prepared to face the consequences alone. Hermione is not prepared for how far she is willing to go to stop him.
A new law. An impossible choice. A partnership that was never meant to happen — and a future neither of them saw coming.
*Inspired by the movie The Proposal, starring Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds*
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- Part 1 of Drabbles and Mini-stories 2026
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Come Morning Light (You and I'll be Safe and Sound) by anneqthena
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
28 Jan 2026
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Percy had heard of the Hunters of Artemis, and his thoughts raced a thousand miles a minute. He stared at the page, waiting for it to make sense in a way that didn’t feel like falling. He laughed once, shaky and breathless, because this couldn’t be right. Annabeth wasn’t one to run away. She’s the one who stayed, an immovable constant.
or Percy finds out about the Hunters of Artemis brochure before she gets kidnapped. He crashes out.
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30 Jan 2026
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"practice, right?" by vellichoric
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
01 Feb 2026
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Percy continued. “That’s why I’m doing it with you. Just like my reading. It's practice.”
“Yeah,” she agreed.
Annabeth Chase knows everything. Everyone knows Annabeth Chase knows everything. But Annabeth Chase knows that she has no idea how to kiss someone, and Percy Jackson is the only person she trusts with that information.
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There were rumors we were in need of more kissing-practice fics. I live to appease the people.- Language:
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- 5/5
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26 Jan 2026
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5 times percy and annabeth acted like an old married couple and one time they accepted it by roseprose
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
03 Aug 2025
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“Right, so, Medusa on Saturday…” Percy hedges, when Luke clears his throat. Percy whips his head around, feeling caught out for some reason - he almost forgot Luke was there.
“Guys, what is this?” Luke asks incredulously.
“What?” they say at the same time. Jinx.
“When did you turn into an old married couple?”
Um. Percy’s brain short circuits.
Him and Annabeth? He knows they’ve gotten closer since the Tunnel of Love - it’s kind of hard not to when you’ve already tried to sacrifice yourself for the other like, twice, in the span of four days. But he thinks “married couple” is an exaggeration - Luke is probably just being protective because Annabeth is his little sister. That must be it.
“Not to change the subject, but I’m gonna-”
Or: Percy is oblivious, Annabeth is exasperated, and everyone knows they’re in love (except them). (1x06)
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- Part 4 of baby percabeth
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22 Jan 2026
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do you have to let it linger by peculiarblue
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
02 Jan 2024
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It’s the end of the summer now, and her schedule’s free, so she can think about the fact that her new friend Percy Jackson has been to the Underworld and back, yet still doesn’t know how to get his armor to sit quite right.
(annabeth fixes percy's armor for him, among other things, over the course of five impossible years)
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18 Jan 2026
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if i were to pluck on your heartstrings by seaweedbraens
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
21 Apr 2017
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Annabeth thought she was right on track until the universe just decided to give her a red string that just so happened to link to her best friend, forcing her to face her dormant feelings and effectively screwing up her life for good.
companion piece to would you strum on mine.
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05 Jan 2026
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Number One by percabethfeelsfandom
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
16 Oct 2021
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“Do you want to be my friend or not?” Annabeth repeated. Her grey eyes were like a storm and Percy found himself nodding without even thinking about it clearly.
“Yeah. Okay, I’ll be your friend.” Percy decided and nodded again to reaffirm it. Annabeth was a little scary but she had helped him when no one else had.
“Good.”
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Percy and Annabeth as mortals, and becoming best friends because I like to believe that no matter the universe these two will always find each other.
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18 Dec 2025
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"Now then," Draco said, taking in the scene with dark satisfaction. Hermione Granger—war hero, Wizengamot member, the moral compass of magical Britain—was sprawled across the Minister's desk, thighs trembling. The leather-bound ledgers and decorative quill sets had been swept aside, replaced by her body, flushed and obscene against the polished mahogany. "Where were we?"
"Inside me," Hermione managed, finding her voice. "Please, Malfoy."
His eyes flashed, dark and delighted. "You want to fuck on Cadwallader's desk?"
“He deserves it."
“Turn around and bend over.”
(Lord Draco Malfoy and Minority Leader Hermione Granger are notorious adversaries in the Wizengamot. But when they're forced together at the Ministry's Christmas Gala, they discover their opposition to each other pales in comparison to an incendiary attraction that blurs the line between politics and obsession).
NOW COMPLETE!
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18 Dec 2025
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Percy and Annabeth probably thought they were being subtle, but everyone knew about them even before they did. These are their "moments" from the perspectives of the people who just happened to be watching.
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15 Dec 2025
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you drew stars around my scars (now i'm bleeding) by percasbeths
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
29 Jul 2020
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annabeth chase was not a homewrecker. she was not the type to get in the way of happy ever after, but maybe– maybe when it had to do with percy jackson she would become just that.
(titled based on "cardigan" by taylor swift)
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- Part 8 of songs that remind me of percabeth
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14 Dec 2025
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"Hermione still isn’t quite sure how it happened. Or why she can’t bring herself to stop. She suspects they’re breaking at least a hundred St. Mungo’s rules, not to mention healer-patient ethical protocol. But there is something about Draco Malfoy that gets under her skin, steals her logic and reduces her to pure instinct. And her instincts are screaming that he should be inside her, preferably with his hands around her throat.”
Draco Malfoy makes Hermione's job in the Emergency Ward very difficult. Especially since she started shagging him. In the hospital. Often. (Healer!Hermione/Vigilante!Draco AU).
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12 Dec 2025
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Movements, Contrived and Improvised by HeyJude19 for MrsButlertron
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2021
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Draco and his mother had behaved like upstanding citizens for years, donated thousands of Galleons, yet apparently it only took a bit of romantic fluff with Granger and he could consider himself fully redeemed.
A bar so low he’d barely need to raise his feet to clear it.
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- 14,395
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- 2/2
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Bookmarked by grumpylukes
20 Nov 2025