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Sanji discovers Zoro has a type, he's incredibly unhappy to also discover that he falls into it.
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14 May 2026
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"Listen," Sanji said suddenly, his voice dropping to barely a whisper. "I have an idea."
"If it involves kicking, I'm in."
"Better." Sanji's grin was sharp enough to cut steel. "What if we gave them exactly what they want?"
Zoro blinked. "What?"
"Think about it. They want us together so badly? Fine. We'll get together. We'll be so disgustingly, overwhelmingly in love that they'll be begging us to break up within a week."
It was a terrible idea. It was absolutely, catastrophically stupid.
"I'm listening," Zoro said.
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07 May 2026
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Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.
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01 May 2026
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Sanji set the last dry dish down, walking back over to the island to face Zoro. "And what if your soulmate is someone you can't be with?"
Zoro cocked an eyebrow, saying nothing.
"Say there's a woman, and she's 100% straight. Heterosexual. No doubt about it." He scratched his neck absentmindedly, head turning up to stare at the ceiling. "What if her soulmate ends up being a woman? What if something like that happens to you?"
Zoro snorted. "She's probably not 100% straight, then."
Or, In which Sanji finds out his soulmate is someone he knows a lot better than he thought, and is forced to grapple with that newfound information.
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There's a certain point where you can no longer ask someone what their name is. Thorin isn't sure exactly when that point is, but he knows that it's probably some time before the person in question saves your life. On the far side of the Misty Mountains, Thorin realizes that he never quite caught the first part of Mr. Baggins' name, and he finds that it's astonishingly harder to learn than he would have thought. Fili, Kili, and Dwalin are no help whatsoever.
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24 Jan 2026