15 Bookmarks by haphazardlyannotated

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  1. Rec 27

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    Endless possibilities mean that statistically, she must have killed him for good in one of them. Frankly, he should have seen this coming.

    Instead, he arrives unprepared at the scene of his own annihilation, to see the last person alive in the world.

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    03 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Made me cry and grin madly in equal measure. Delicious angst inflicted on my favourite characters in generous helpings, what more could I want?

  2. Rec 84

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    “It’s good to see you, Melinoë.” Zagreus smiles gently. Too gently. This is a place of rest, yes, but it is also a place of necessity. 

    He doesn’t belong, Melinoë thinks, and barely keeps her expression steady. It’s an unkind thought. She has it anyway. 
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    “Why are you avoiding me, grandfather?” Zagreus sets Gigaros down, gently leaning it against the wall. His voice is as soft as the Elysium grass. Too perfect. Too sweet. Too unreal. 

    It would be so much easier if Zagreus did not remember. 

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    10 Oct 2025

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    After the ending, a beginning

  3. Rec *

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    As tensions rise between Hyrule Kingdom and Zora's Domain, Princess Mipha has no choice but to submit to an arranged marriage in the interest of peace. Bound by her father's word, she reluctantly agrees to wed one of King Rhoam's foster sons in order to maintain a tenuous alliance and protect her people. Consumed by doubt and hesitancy, she scarcely suspects the happiness that awaits her...

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    17 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Miphlink arranged marriage

    Almost dangerously sweet

  4. Rec 39

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    three other ways in which it did NOT happen... but harrowhark nonagesimus— and/or palamedes sextus— would probably have preferred it, if it had.

    (first— a joust, a lady's favour, and a knighthood; second— a play, the holy roman emperor, and a sly matchmaking ploy; third— a social call, bonnets, and a card-party)

    (or: tlt, after thomas malory, william shakespeare, and jane austen)

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    24 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Locked Tomb characters masterfully inserted into historical genres

  5. Rec 2

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    When Mipha calls out to Zelda, she never expects to fall so deeply in love. A siren's life is full of surprises.

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    15 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cute and funny siren Miphzel AU

  6. Rec 53

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    The crazy thing is that Harrow doesn’t even like her, the occasional blip at the sacred pool notwithstanding. Gideon dies for her – a stupid ordeal all around, the least said about it the better – and resigns herself to the Underworld, and that’s supposed to be that, right? Harrow isn’t supposed to come after her. Not till she dies herself, and Gideon is hoping that’s a long way off for a lot of reasons. She deserves at least a few decades without Harrow, after what that woman put her through.

    But come she does, with her stupid furrowed brows and haughty chin and clomping step. With sculptor’s fingers and artist’s eyes and that same old obnoxious confidence in her own brilliance. Harrow bulldozes her way to to the Underworld and stands before the throne of the God of the Dead, running on the fumes of her own manic determination, and demands Gideon back.

    And the Lord of the Underworld, John Gaius himself, says, “Wow. Let me think about that.”

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    Or: the myth of Orpheus and Eurydice, but make it Griddlehark

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    25 Mar 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Harrow and Gideon as Orpheus and Euridyce. Induces insanity in the best possible way

  7. Rec 14

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    “I have killed and eaten Coronabeth Tridentarius,” you tell the Eighth, Sixth, and Ninth, and your voice does not shake. “Please don’t misunderstand. This isn’t a confession.”


    Snippets of Ianthe the First, in the aftermath of a very different ascension.

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    27 Feb 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Corona gets what she wants, and Ianthe unsuccessfully tries to convince everyone and herself that she's, if not fine, a different kind of deranged

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    Link speedruns the game at record-breaking speed. What happens after a naked amnesiac with a soup ladle saves Zelda?

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    15 Aug 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    A fic in which Link speedran BotW. An absolute delight from start to finish, perfect balance of humour and feels

  9. Rec *

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    Link speedruns the game at record-breaking speed... AGAIN. What happens after a naked Link who has no idea what's going on defeats Ganon and saves Zelda? Again?

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    15 Aug 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    A TotK Speedrun fic. It's perfect, I don't know what else to say

  10. Rec *

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    It turns out that the death of the Calamity doesn't prevent more things from falling apart.

    A year after the fall of Calamity Ganon, eighteen year old Link goes back in time to before the end of the world, before the fall of Hyrule, before he ever even drew his sword, and starts to fix things before they can go wrong. It takes a while before he realizes he might be able to regain pieces of himself, too.

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    08 Aug 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Can't even count how many times this made me cry. Good stuff.

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    One hundred years after the Great Calamity ravaged Hyrule, a Zora awakens on the Great Plateau. Bereft of her memories, she finds herself adrift in a strange land that needs her help, and soon discovers that she is its only hope. Plagued by questions and doubts, she nevertheless commits herself to a role she was never meant to have. [Inspired by/based on the "Mipha's Grace" playable Mipha mod.]

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    12 Jun 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The Mipha centric long fic of my dreams

  12. Rec 70

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    Pearl tells a story as the rain falls.
    The dawn of the Rebellion proper, and, of course, Imagining Things.

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    30 May 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Pearl writes the fanfic of her and Rose's first meeting while Rose looks on in adoration

  13. Rec 64

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    28 months before Her Divine Highness' debut into society, Gideon Nav escapes the Ninth and subsequently disappears into thin air.

    25 months and 21 heavily redacted letters later, Harrowhark Nonagesimus receives an invitation to attend the Emperor's lyctor trials... and also vie for the hand of His only begotten daughter in a competition of courtship.

    Harrow really fucking hopes she's wrong about who Prince Kiriona is.

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    20 May 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The Divine Highness AU where Gideon grew up on the Ninth and escaped

  14. Rec 9

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    In another universe, Harrow is born without the gift of necromancy and Gideon with it.

    The Tomb still opens.

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    25 Dec 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one where Revenant Wake manipulating Reverend Daughter Gideon into opening the tomb is still better parenting than Gideon ever got from the Ninth

  15. Rec 6

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    After a couple of John mandated "getting to know you" games, Ianthe declared Kiriona's childhood a blighted wasteland and made it her mission to give her the quintessential adolescent experiences she missed out on while growing up on the Ninth. The delivery mechanism for these artificial childhood memories would be a series of slumber parties.

    This particular sleepover in Ianthe's "Speedrun Kiri's Lost Childhood" campaign (the third of its kind) consisted of Fuck Marry Kill and... Spin the Bottle? With two people?

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    15 Dec 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Delightful humor with a delicious undercurrent of angst

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