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    “My name is Yue Qingyuan,” he says, as if Shen Jiu is someone to be introduced to. His gaze on Shen Jiu is - intent, almost frighteningly so. Unblinking. “Are you really a servant here? Or a slave?”

    “Ah - I believe I can find that out for you--” Lord Xu is saying, already waving over his head servant, and Shen Jiu is so irritated that the man just seems to assume that Shen Jiu can’t answer for himself like he’s a dog or some other beast that he speaks up.

    “A slave,” he answers, and Yue Qingyuan nods as if this isn’t surprising.

    Then he turns towards Lord Xu and he says, “I will buy him.”

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    A rich and powerful cultivator meets a slave with nothing to his name, and decides to buy him on the spot. Why?

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    11 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 47

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    Shen Qingqiu used to be fairly upset that PIDW's official merch list never included dolls with actual, brushable hair. Now that he's transmigrated (and somehow managed to marry his favorite character) he doesn't care as much; why would he even consider settling for plastic when the real Luo Binghe is right here?

    (AKA: Luo Binghe is pampered and primped by a Shen Qingqiu who has no idea that he's giving his husband (yet another) kink.)

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    08 Nov 2025

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    For a kinkmeme prompt, in another universe, Wyll's contract closes in on him, Karlach never escaped, and Astarion was sacrificed in Cazador's ritual. These three end up crossing paths in Avernus, befriending each other, and ultimately deciding to break out together.

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    26 Oct 2025

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    Karlach put it together. An infernal Blade of Frontiers. She got it. She didn’t go further than secondary school, but she could puzzle this one out.

    But what was she going to say? ‘Hey sorry your body and mind got melted because you didn’t kill me. I think I’m your soulmate though. Want to make out?’

    In which being soulmates with someone doesn't actually improve any sort of confidence or communication skills into getting into a relationship with them.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    Capitano squeezes his thighs so hard they feel like they might bruise. Kaeya hopes they will—hopes that tomorrow, when Capitano has surely long disappeared like smoke in the night, he'll have the fingerprints as proof that they were here like this: ensconced in the privacy of this room, the curtains drawn against the rest of the world, the only witnesses their own ghosts.

    "Are you afraid of monsters, Kaeya?" Capitano asks, his lips barely moving behind the veil. "Not the fairy tale ones, but those Death herself has touched."

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    13 Aug 2025