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  1. Public Bookmark 21

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    Two times Carol almost proposes to Helen. One time she actually does.

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    Carol Sturka is capable of writing four bestselling novels but incapable of asking one simple question.

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    12 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Rumors swirl after someone tweets that they saw Carol looking cozy with her manager at a Shadowstorm of Wycaro book signing. Naturally, Carol takes matters into her own hands — with disastrous results.

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    11 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    7. Zosia is a honey trap. Don’t fall for it.

    [A Few Moments Later]

    13. Zosia is a honey trap. Don’t fall for it AGAIN.

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    Carol Sturka and the difference between real and real enough.

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    10 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    The smart operating system said "Good afternoon, Carol" in a Polish accent, and Carol said "Absolutely not" before it finished the sentence.

    OR: A smart home AU. Helen's last act of love is a kitchen appliance with a Polish accent. Carol's last act of stubbornness is falling in love with it.

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    10 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    Three days since she climbed out of a helicopter on her front lawn, grabbed a handle of whiskey, and crawled into bed. Three days since she started drinking until she lost consciousness, only to wake up and do it all over again. And again. She doesn’t remember much beyond retching over the toilet in the dark, cool porcelain pressed into her cheek, fingers opening and closing around empty air.

    Three days, during which it occurs to her that she hasn’t heard from Manousos at all.

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    post-s1. our reluctant heroes, in and around saving the world.

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    08 Mar 2026