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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    God looked at you and saw everything wrong with the world he had wrought. It was painfully clear. So, when he asked about you and Harrow, you told him a lot of hot bullshit.

    Or: what if John tried to talk safe sex with Ianthe too?

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    15 Apr 2026

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    Lies Found Favor In Heaven
    monochrome_agalma
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    God looked at you and saw everything wrong with the world he had wrought. It was painfully clear. So, when he asked about you and Harrow, you told him a lot of hot bullshit.

    Or: what if John tried to talk safe sex with Ianthe too?

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    They aren't beating him, which is probably a bad sign, because it means whoever captured him has a plan. Prowl is in a high security cell by himself, criss-crossed hardlight bars dominating his view. The only place to sit is on the floor. There’s nothing for him to rip out of the walls, no cameras inside the cell, no recessed lighting, and his subspace compartments have been pillaged down to the last micron.

    Prowl is having a bad time. The only positive to the situation is that Soundwave is having an even worse one.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    Heat Treated
    Eremji
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    They aren't beating him, which is probably a bad sign, because it means whoever captured him has a plan. Prowl is in a high security cell by himself, criss-crossed hardlight bars dominating his view. The only place to sit is on the floor. There’s nothing for him to rip out of the walls, no cameras inside the cell, no recessed lighting, and his subspace compartments have been pillaged down to the last micron.

    Prowl is having a bad time. The only positive to the situation is that Soundwave is having an even worse one.

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    It wasn't like he was happy about what the Quintessons had done. He wasn't happy that everyone besides himself and a handful of mechs were trapped in a recurring mental time loop. He wasn't happy about any of this. He was just… finding the silver lining in that the city looked kind of nice from where he was perched on the roof of Maccadam's. Which was a disgustingly optimistic way of thinking about it. 

    He'd blame the company he'd been keeping.

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    04 Mar 2024

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    Subversively defined
    ApatheticRobots
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    It wasn't like he was happy about what the Quintessons had done. He wasn't happy that everyone besides himself and a handful of mechs were trapped in a recurring mental time loop. He wasn't happy about any of this. He was just… finding the silver lining in that the city looked kind of nice from where he was perched on the roof of Maccadam's. Which was a disgustingly optimistic way of thinking about it.

    He'd blame the company he'd been keeping.

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    Soundwave, being the sane and intelligent mech that he is, is not really in the habit of responding to mysterious messages that find themselves in his inbox. Especially not mysterious messages with mysterious file attachments.

    But with this one, the possible pros just so happen to outweigh the theoretical cons.

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    22 Feb 2024

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    Risk-Reward Factor
    ApatheticRobots

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    Soundwave, being the sane and intelligent mech that he is, is not really in the habit of responding to mysterious messages that find themselves in his inbox. Especially not mysterious messages with mysterious file attachments.

    But with this one, the possible pros just so happen to outweigh the theoretical cons.

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    Haunted by his past, hunted in the streets, transformed unwillingly into a legend, Barok van Zieks learns how to be the Reaper of the Bailey.

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    07 Feb 2024

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    The Mantle of the Reaper
    astrocryptographer

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    Haunted by his past, hunted in the streets, transformed unwillingly into a legend, Barok van Zieks learns how to be the Reaper of the Bailey.

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    “You don’t get it,” Rumble says. “I’m telling you, that’s not what it’s about. It’s like—the whole war—it’s not even just about fighting Autobots.”

    “Well then what’s it about?” Frenzy asks.

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    04 Feb 2024

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    secret densities
    ohdeariemegoodness
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    “You don’t get it,” Rumble says. “I’m telling you, that’s not what it’s about. It’s like—the whole war—it’s not even just about fighting Autobots.”

    “Well then what’s it about?” Frenzy asks.

  7. Public Bookmark 14

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    Soundwave and Prowl had no issues sharing a living space in a post-war Cybertron. Problems arise slightly when memories of Ratbat rear its ugly head in the dead of night. Strangely enough, Prowl has a solution for them both.

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    19 Jan 2024

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    Unlikely Comfort
    BunnyFair
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    Soundwave and Prowl had no issues sharing a living space in a post-war Cybertron. Problems arise slightly when memories of Ratbat rear its ugly head in the dead of night. Strangely enough, Prowl has a solution for them both.

  8. Public Bookmark 30

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    After so long in Ratbat's employ, Soundwave thinks that he's endured every humiliation under the sun. But Ratbat is nothing if not creative when it comes to punishment.

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    11 Oct 2023

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    Object Lesson
    EatYourSparkOut
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    After so long in Ratbat's employ, Soundwave thinks that he's endured every humiliation under the sun. But Ratbat is nothing if not creative when it comes to punishment.

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    “No biggie,” Jazz says. “Just turns out my power core was fake and I’ve been livin’ a lie for nine million years.”

    Jazz experiences a medical emergency, has an existential crisis, and gets special permission to interface with half the base. Soundwave assists.

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    11 Sep 2023

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    you will never love less
    ohdeariemegoodness
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    “No biggie,” Jazz says. “Just turns out my power core was fake and I’ve been livin’ a lie for nine million years.”

    Jazz experiences a medical emergency, has an existential crisis, and gets special permission to interface with half the base. Soundwave assists.

  10. Public Bookmark 74

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    “You don’t want to—to interface?” Optimus asks, turning his head to look at him.

    “What? No.” Megatron crosses his arms. “Decepticons in my universe aren’t interested in replicating the sexual habits of organics. And I certainly won’t be exposing my neural processes to you.”

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    11 Sep 2023

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    convergence
    ohdeariemegoodness
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    “You don’t want to—to interface?” Optimus asks, turning his head to look at him.

    “What? No.” Megatron crosses his arms. “Decepticons in my universe aren’t interested in replicating the sexual habits of organics. And I certainly won’t be exposing my neural processes to you.”

  11. Public Bookmark 77

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    It wasn’t until Rumble and Frenzy had given him a look that Soundwave considered that, perhaps, he had misunderstood Cosmos’ request.

    “It’s just refueling together.”

    “It’s never just refueling,” Rumble insisted as he crossed his arms over his chest. Frenzy nodded his agreement.

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    06 Aug 2023

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    First Dates
    ros3bud009
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    It wasn’t until Rumble and Frenzy had given him a look that Soundwave considered that, perhaps, he had misunderstood Cosmos’ request.

    “It’s just refueling together.”

    “It’s never just refueling,” Rumble insisted as he crossed his arms over his chest. Frenzy nodded his agreement.

  12. Public Bookmark 32

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    Megatron introduced Soundwave to many things—freedom the highest of all. But one thing he never needed to teach him was fear.

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    06 Aug 2023

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    epithalamium
    ohdeariemegoodness
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    Megatron introduced Soundwave to many things—freedom the highest of all. But one thing he never needed to teach him was fear.

  13. Public Bookmark 11

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    Starscream and Soundwave work on their playlist.

    (Originally written as a tiny TF Con zine!)

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    31 Jul 2023

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    Top of the Charts
    neveralarch
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    Starscream and Soundwave work on their playlist.

    (Originally written as a tiny TF Con zine!)

  14. Public Bookmark 88

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    31 Jul 2023

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    Transformers fencing AU

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    Starscream has a closely-guarded, much-loved stash of contraband onlining porn. It's not Decepticon praxis, but it's his.

    Chapter 1: Starscream solo play
    Chapter 2: Ghost Bee gets dragged in.

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    31 Jul 2023

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    Constructed Hot
    neveralarch
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    Starscream has a closely-guarded, much-loved stash of contraband onlining porn. It's not Decepticon praxis, but it's his.

    Chapter 1: Starscream solo play
    Chapter 2: Ghost Bee gets dragged in.

  16. Public Bookmark 7

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    What turns a titan from guardian to juggernaut? What turns a godly Prime from peace to war? What freedom is there in conformity?

    Vigilem and Liege Maximo did not begin their lives with such questions, but they could certainly answer them now.

    [follows IDW mostly except for the creation of the Primes, titans and regular mecha]

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    30 Jul 2023

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    Follow You Into the Dark
    Eisengrave, selwyn
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    What turns a titan from guardian to juggernaut? What turns a godly Prime from peace to war? What freedom is there in conformity?

    Vigilem and Liege Maximo did not begin their lives with such questions, but they could certainly answer them now.

    [follows IDW mostly except for the creation of the Primes, titans and regular mecha]

  17. Public Bookmark 6

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    It’s the middle of the night, but you can’t sleep. Not unusual, but something tonight is— different. You’re restless. Pacing. It feels like you’re waiting for something, but you don’t know what. You can’t shake the feeling of anticipation. Anticipation for what? Is this over finding a mnemosurgeon who could drag Windblade back into her own head? Please. Finally having some leverage over Elita? Securing your power base again? None of this adds up. There’s no reason for it, but you can’t shake the feeling that you’re waiting for something to happen.

    When you get the alert that someone’s at the door to your quarters, this late at night, you would have thought you’d be irritated. But you catch yourself smiling. Even before you bring up the feed from the security system, you know who this is going to be. You still take your time going to the door, typing the passcode into the access pad. The door opens, and you come face to face with Windblade.

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    30 Jul 2023

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    The Water Creeps To My Chest
    spockandawe

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    It’s the middle of the night, but you can’t sleep. Not unusual, but something tonight is— different. You’re restless. Pacing. It feels like you’re waiting for something, but you don’t know what. You can’t shake the feeling of anticipation. Anticipation for what? Is this over finding a mnemosurgeon who could drag Windblade back into her own head? Please. Finally having some leverage over Elita? Securing your power base again? None of this adds up. There’s no reason for it, but you can’t shake the feeling that you’re waiting for something to happen.

    When you get the alert that someone’s at the door to your quarters, this late at night, you would have thought you’d be irritated. But you catch yourself smiling. Even before you bring up the feed from the security system, you know who this is going to be. You still take your time going to the door, typing the passcode into the access pad. The door opens, and you come face to face with Windblade.

  18. Public Bookmark 2

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    A podfic of Perfect Gifts by helloshepard.

    "Garrus tries to find Shepard the perfect gift. Things work out as well as expected."

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    29 Jul 2023

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    Perfect Gifts [Podfic]
    blackglass
    Summary:

    A podfic of Perfect Gifts by helloshepard.

    "Garrus tries to find Shepard the perfect gift. Things work out as well as expected."

  19. Public Bookmark *

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    Soundwave pays attention.

    And he does not like what he sees.

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    26 Jul 2023

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    i said to you, "why did you do it?"
    ApatheticRobots
    Summary:

    Soundwave pays attention.

    And he does not like what he sees.

  20. Public Bookmark 63

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    If Soundwave refused to see reason on his own, Starscream would not be blamed for whatever it took to guarantee his safety. As was, er, the natural concern of a strategically-superior ranking officer towards a presumptuous, insolent subordinate who repeatedly defied orders to stay back and stand down.

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    25 Jul 2023

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    Stupid, Beautiful
    Languidly
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    If Soundwave refused to see reason on his own, Starscream would not be blamed for whatever it took to guarantee his safety. As was, er, the natural concern of a strategically-superior ranking officer towards a presumptuous, insolent subordinate who repeatedly defied orders to stay back and stand down.

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