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“You seem to misunderstand,” Sera tells him as the platform under his feet begins to glow a blinding white-gold. “Hell will still be. You will still be. But not as you are.”
The words take root in his mind, the implications of having everything stripped away from him.
Lucifer has spent centuries wishing he could undo so many things, that he could start over from nothing and this time, this time he would do it right. He’d give anything to make those same mistakes again if it meant keeping everything that makes him him.
He hadn’t accounted for Sera swinging so severely to the opposite extreme. No longer was it a matter of doing what was required to keep Hell in check and subdued, now it was a matter of forcing Sinnerkind to atone for her mistakes.
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16 Feb 2026
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“Alright,” Lucifer says, turning back to the counter to take the next customer’s order, “And what can I get started for yo—”
His smile pulls tight and uncomfortable across his face, surely looking more akin to a grimace than anything resembling the simple joy that was present only moments before.
Not him again…
“Do you typically take this long to acknowledge a customer, or are you just feeling especially inadequate today?” Alastor’s voice is irritatingly soothing, full of an easy confidence that Lucifer would love to say is misplaced—but, frustratingly, he can’t.
The man has been coming here for the better part of three months. Danced in on a breeze from out of town, some sort of up-and-coming audio engineer trying to wiggle his way into the recording booth, from what Lucifer had been able to gather.
Innocent. Innocuous.
It wasn’t something he’d normally have any issue with and, though their first meeting in the café hadn’t exactly been warm and fuzzy, it wasn’t outright hostile, either. There was something off about him that Lucifer couldn’t quite put a finger on—until the bodies started piling up.
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16 Feb 2026
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1933. New Orleans.
Vincent Whittman’s assignment (punishment) seems simple enough: recruit Mr. Alastor Hartfelt, the city’s famed radio star.
But his trip derails the moment he meets the man dressed in a smile too sharp, with secrets too deep, and a presence that hums with something far beyond him.
One broken ritual binds them for decades, pulling them back to each other again and again, to the one soul neither can quite break away from.- Language:
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05 Feb 2026
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A Bite to Back Up Your Bark and Other Ways to Celebrate Your Anniversary by pervertanarchy
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Jan 2026
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Omegas are rarely able to leave permanent mating bites of their own. Alastor knows he can. Nobody else believes him, of course, but Alastor knows better.
He is also a bit of an overachiever.
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31 Jan 2026
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The Seraph program, created to defend humanity against great beasts intent on leveling the planet, has been in steady decline since the loss of it's premiere pilot team, Lilith and Lucifer Morningstar, seven years ago.
When Lucifer learns that his estranged daughter, Charlie, has decided to become a Ranger, he is forced to confront the years he has spent avoiding his past. When a renewed threat demands more soldiers, he is pulled out of his faux-retirement to once again battle the same demons that sent him there. It doesn't help that his new co-pilot is an absolute prick.
Alastor, blackballed from the Seraph Pilot program years ago, sees an opportunity to finally get his revenge and perhaps even seize the future of the program by volunteering. It has absolutely nothing to do with his former student, Charlotte Morningstar's foolish belief that the Seraphs can do anything besides briefly delay humanity's downfall. Nothing at all. Finding out that he's drift-compatible with her father, the elusive Lucifer Morningstar, is an..unforeseen development, but not one that he can't twist to his advantage.
NOW with beautiful art by the incredible Shannoniganz and Mel <3
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29 Jan 2026