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    And then Seungmin had slid into the seat across from him, put his hands on the tabletop all proper-like and had levelled him with a piercing look.

    "How much would it take for you to travel to Seoul with me, meet my family and pretend to be my boyfriend for the next three to five days?" He'd propositioned with the most even face anyone ever had when suggesting something like this. "Purely platonic. We'd hold hands, maybe the occasional kiss on the cheek. I'm not big on shows of affection, so no one will think that weird. I'm not opposed to being affectionately bullied, I know you prefer that."

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    05 Jan 2026

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    Kim Seungmin
    Hello to you, Chan, and all of my classmates! I look forward to being in class with you this term. My name is Kim Seungmin (he/him), and I’m studying Political Science on the pre-law track. Outside of my education, I enjoy spending time with my friends. :)
    ↳ Lee Minho
    lame

    Or: Seungmin and Minho meet in the Canvas discussion page of an Econ 101 class and don't exactly hit it off.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    ”I think my professor wants to kill me,” Yanqing says.

    Yanqing goes on an exchange program to the University of Veritas Prime. It… doesn’t actually go that badly?

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    21 Dec 2025

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    lines are drawn and battles are fought when book reviewer youtuber kim dokja (aka "guwon") wins against twitch streamer yoo joonghyuk (aka "supreme_king") in a tumblr poll about who has the best face.

    a story told through tumblr posts, tweets, texts, and twitch chat

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    10 Dec 2025

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    “Cloud Reccesses Apiary,” says a toneless, deep masculine voice, with zero question in it. Wei Ying doesn’t care, because whoever possesses that voice is probably going to come save him from bees like a fucking hero while wearing like, a suit of armor. That’s what you wear to catch bees, right?

    “I have like, so many bees outside my front door right now,” he says, mouth running out ahead of him before he can even begin to think about reining it in. “It’s like a sandstorm of bees out there. There are so many bees. I got out of my car and there were just bees and I don’t want these bees. Do you want these bees? Please tell me you will come get these bees. I can’t leave my house and I have enough food for maybe a week but then I’m gonna have to learn how to cook dry beans and no one wants that, especially not me.” Wei Ying runs out of air, takes a breath, and belatedly adds, “My name is Wei Ying. Hi.”

    Or: The beekeeping AU that no one asked for.

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