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    “You-” He tried to word it as eloquently as possible for her, something smart and poetic and tragic. “For fucks sake-” But he was failing miserably as he looked her in the face and just said; “You don’t just deserve nice.”

    Her small frame faltered for a moment, her arms in that wooly coat she wore pulling it tighter around her, camel coloured scarf scrunching against her chest.

    “Oh?” Now she just looked affronted. Fucking hell, he wasn’t explaining himself well at all here, was he? “And tell me, what exactly is it that I deserve? Pity? Brutality? Someone who will treat me like absolute shit and take me for granted?” She looked ferociously sexy as she berated him, a gloved finger poking him in the chest. “Is that what you think I deserve?”

    He looked down at said finger, eyebrow raised.
    “No.”

    “Then tell me, Malfoy.” she spat, inching closer to him and poking him harder. “Tell me what I deserve.”

     

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    Or - It's Christmas, Draco is pining and Hermione is about to find out more than she probably needed to know.

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    “Ronald, did you just ask what I was wearing?”

    Draco looked up, eyes wide, from his seat on the sofa. Granger rested casually against the inner corner of the kitchen counter, a cheese cracker in one hand and a handset in the other. There was a look of amusement in her eyes as they met Draco’s, who hadn’t the time nor sense to hide the look of horror on his face.

    Hermione has phone sex with Ron. Draco interrupts.

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    "If you think that's an orgasm, Granger, you're in for a long night." They knew each other, even respected each other, but a marriage law, some Veritaserum, and Ministry-mandated memory exchanges will change everything. Dramione. TWOSHOT Rated Explicit for chapter 2.

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    “This is so— what is going on?”

    “A secret,” he repeats. “I frequently steal sugar quills from Theo’s desk. Does that count?”

    Hermione is about to suggest they check one of the doors, but she stops when Draco snorts. He holds the paper back out towards her. “It changed to say a worthy secret,” he says. “Rude bit of parchment we have here.” 

    She looks down at the paper, and sure enough, the words are different. She furrows her brows. “What counts as a worthy secret?” she wonders aloud. And more importantly, what cosmic force is making her divulge such a secret to Draco bloody Malfoy? 

    -or, Hogwarts is a meddling little shit

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    Hermione Granger is blackout drunk.

    Ginny Potter needs to get home to care for her 1-year-old. Luckily, the pub is packed with more revelers than just for the birthday girl, including a healer Ginny has trusted in the past.

    She’s fairly certain Hermione won’t remember anyway.

    *A Dramione Textfic*

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