16 Bookmarks by highfunctioningclotpole
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Percival and the knights like seeing Gwaine painted in white.
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15 Aug 2023
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if you're looking for jesus (then get on your knees) by voxofthevoid
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types
19 Jun 2019
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Hot damn, is his first thought.
Threat assessment follows close on its heels because Bucky’s a goddamn professional.
Military, definitely. Male, built like a goddamn mountain. Bucky stares helplessly because shoulders that broad should be illegal. It’s the face that really fucks him up though. Hair as silver as the star on his chest, swept back from a face that’s all hard angles and deep lines. There’s a beard too, covering a jaw that looks strong enough to sit on, and its white is peppered with bits of dark blond, which should look ridiculous but doesn’t.
“You seem to know my name,” Bucky says, plastering on a charming smile. “Only polite to return the favor.”
“If you’re banking on politeness, you might be in the wrong business, son.”
Jesus, Mary, and motherfucking Joseph. This is how wet dreams and porn clips should start, not a goddamn interrogation.
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S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Bucky Barnes is captured on a mission and meets Commander Steve Rogers, the erstwhile Captain America.Series
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21 Apr 2023
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Arthur contemplates his son on the eve of his first Yule.
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- Part 1 of Merthur Family Series
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03 Aug 2022
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Draco and Harry have rough sex. As punishment for being a brat (because of course he is), Harry makes Draco beg him to cum. Dirty talk in abundance!
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- Part 1 of Harry & Draco Fuck Rough
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21 Jun 2022
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Teasing and banter have always been part of Merlin's friendship with the knights. But when a prank hits a sore spot for Merlin, the fallout is fiercer than anybody imagined.
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15 Apr 2022
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Mac & Cheeks by orphan_account for dumbhotbitchknightgwaine, highfunctioningclotpole, Morrie_Wilde
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
18 Jul 2020
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Gwaine tries to cook mac and cheese for Merlin and Merlin is a cheeky bastard. That's it. That's the plot.
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12 Apr 2022
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"Fucking fire alarm. Fucking april weather. Fucking dormitories. Fucking middle of the fucking night."
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and Arthur is standing out in the middle of the street in the cold and it's about as miserable and inconvenient as it can possibly be. But then the class geek shows up in his underwear with a package like none Arthur has ever seen. There may or may not be drooling, but that's only because Gwaine's right when he calls Arthur a cockslut.
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12 Apr 2022
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Blackout, Beaming, Gold by Zaharya for Sunfall_of_Ennien, Merlioske, Lyskari, tsundanire
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
05 Nov 2021
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"Congratulations, Mr Pendragon; a fine purchase.”
And just like that all air was sucked from Merlin’s lungs. Purchase. He had been sold. Bought. And bought meant—
“If you would follow me, Mr Pendragon, there are some final procedures to complete in order to finalise your transaction; Mr Aredian will see to you momentarily. I hope you brought an iron seal of your family crest for the branding?”
—branded.——
In a city of copper and steam, the life of Arthur Pendragon takes a turn when he finds himself inexplicably mesmerised by a slave in iron shackles on the market stage. His name; Merlin.
Over the five years since his capture, Merlin has only been sure of one thing; that nobody can afford him. But then, nobody is as rich as a Pendragon.Series
- Part 12 of Z's Whumptober 2021
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12 Apr 2022
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The 5 times Sirius almost said I love you and the 1 time he did.
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- Part 3 of Your Mark on My Body
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12 Apr 2022
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I wonder what it's like (to be loved by you) by tsundanire for gracegraylove
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
06 Apr 2022
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Not for the first time, Merlin contemplated how soulmate magic came into existence. Sometimes he wondered if it had been a spell or something that changed the very makeup of humanity. Or maybe it was something that was as ingrained into their species as thumbs?
Whatever the reason—and the why and the how— Merlin knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that his soulmate, whoever it might be, was getting the shitty end of the stick considering how much he’d lost over the years.
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- Part 5 of DFDs
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12 Apr 2022
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Just like kisses on the necks of best friends by gracegraylove for highfunctioningclotpole
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Apr 2022
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Sirius loves giving Remus hickeys. Yup, that's literally the summary.
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12 Apr 2022
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When Merlin finds a list in Arthur's chambers, he isn't quite sure what to do with it. Luckily for him, he and Arthur figure it out.
Written for an anon on kinkme #16, who requested dom!Merlin and extra-kinky kinks.
-I have not given permission for this fic to be hosted anywhere but Archive of Our Own. If you are reading it on an app or any other site, it has been stolen-
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08 Jun 2020
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Five years ago, Uther Pendragon was brutally stabbed to death in a motel. In his quest to solve his father's murder, DI Pendragon quickly finds the man who took Uther's life.
But why was Merlin, the jovial owner of the Crown, a small pub down in Camlot, alone at the Essetir with Uther that night? And why, despite an easy investigation, has he never been brought to justice?
As hundreds of nameless faces and faceless names are now staring back at him, Arthur realises he is facing something bigger than he had ever imagined, and maybe, just maybe, Merlin is not the cold blooded murderer he had appeared to be.
Note : CONTENT WARNING FOR CHAPTER 5, 6 AND 7 - PLEASE READ THE TAGS - complete
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06 Jun 2020
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Gwaine was used to life on the road, moving from town to town without a care in the world. That is until a chance encounter at a village tavern on the outskirts of Camelot which would change everything.
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03 Jun 2020
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He looked at the building, painted black with beautiful gold and red lettering on the facade, which he believed was hand painted.
Avalon.
“I’m afraid we are not yet open love.” The blond man said, checking out Merlin from head to toe.
“Oh hi. I am looking for a job, I was hoping to talk with the manager.”
“Be here tomorrow night at 9pm. Black shirt, black trousers. It’s a trial shift, not a promise.”
OR Merlin is looking for a job and gets a trial shift at the Avalon, not aware that the place is a fetish club.
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20 May 2020
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Sherlock: Give Me A Label (I'll Make Confetti) by IBegToDreamAndDiffer
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
09 Apr 2015
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Gregory Lestrade is the local badboy. He drinks, he smokes, he has sex, but that's what a lot of seventeen-year-old boys do. Not Mycroft Holmes, of course; that posh git wouldn't know what to do with a bloke. That's what Greg thinks until he sees a new side of Mycroft, and every label he's ever used is torn down in seconds.
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27 Sep 2013