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Basira figures out what the Web doesn’t want her to do and then does exactly that. But the mother of puppets has a plan for everything and it sends Jonathan Sims and Elias on a different, unexpected path.
Betrayal. Jealousy. Jon cast out of the archives. Unexpected companions in hiding. What could go wrong? (everything)Series
- Part 1 of Jonathan Sims Must Die
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Somewhere Worse by hotcryptidsummer
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
21 Sep 2025
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What if John and Martin end up somewhere worse? That somewhere being the dark world from Malevolent. A thought experiment.
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“We did it. We’re… where are we, Jon?”The Archivist cast his mind out into the dark landscape. For one terrible moment he thought he could no longer see as he had become accustomed to. But no, it was just… different. Strange. “I’m not sure. I think we’re…” His eyes would not adjust to the dark as they should have done. He felt something inside him, a desperate need to feel and see all of the fears that he could, engorged and growing, eager to feast on this bizarre new world. The ceaseless watcher, or what was left of it, had come with him. More than that, it was him. “I don’t know if it did work.”
“What does that mean?”
“We’re certainly somewhere new.”
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After a Tarot card deck is handed in as 'Evidence' of a discredited statement, Tim takes it upon himself to read the fortunes of his co-workers.
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“The Hermit. Huh” Tim didn’t bother to suppress a grin. “I wonder who that could mean.”
“They don’t always represent people, surely? It’s symbolic.”
“Not around here it isn’t. Merlin over here is who this reading is about. Sexy hood, and what a beard. Nice.”
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- Part 4 of Magnus Archives one-shots
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Elias tortures Martin with the knowledge of how John sees him, instead of his mother. An alternate version of a tasty scene in MAG118. A little improvisation never hurt anyone, right? Except for Martin (Writer’s evil cackle).
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“Let’s get this over with, shall we?” Elias said with impatience, in the tone a teacher might take with a particularly slow and annoying pupil. Martin was looking down at him with a wild expression, eyes full of rage.“What, like with Melanie? Just that perfect bit of information to leave me a wreck?”
“Yes.” Elias stated, simply.
Martin laughed mirthlessly. Elias had never really stopped to notice before just how much he hated him. It was almost impressive. “Well, I hope you’ve got something better than that pathetic dig at my feelings for John.”
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- Part 3 of Magnus Archives one-shots
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The Homoeroticism of being stabbed to death by the god you created by hotcryptidsummer
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Aug 2025
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Episode 200 "Last words" from the perspective of Jonah Magnus
The pupil of the eye was wrenched from its watchtower, into the body of Elias Bouchard once more. It was a maddening feeling, to be pulled back to the body he had inhabited and left behind to watch and know and drink in all of the world. No longer one with the eye, he was Jonah Magnus again.
“Jon? Is that you?” Jonah’s eyes felt alien focusing on the man in front of him. He had watched from afar and above, channeled the ceaseless watcher through him for what felt like eons and all the time he had been aware of his archive made flesh. Of being inside him. He smiled up at him now, on his knees. “I was having the most wonderful dream.”
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- Part 1 of Magnus Archives one-shots
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no one ever died from wanting too much by glitsune
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
03 Dec 2025
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Jon is sick and tired of not getting any of the answers he's been fighting for, and he's decided Elias is going to give them to him. Usefully, it's just come to his attention that Elias might have some level of sexual interest in him, and he intends to exploit that for all it's worth.
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08 Jan 2026
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Picking Lint off the Sofa by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
23 Sep 2024
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“Oi, Molloy!” a sketchy-looking guy with a camera says, a little too loudly for a gallery opening — obviously a paparazzi. “Nice shirt!”
“Aww, thanks, Schneider,” says Dad with absolutely toxic politeness that suggests he and the guy have butted heads before, which, yeah, that tracks with Dad’s mission to make everyone in his profession hate him.
He holds his leather jacket open for a photo, and yup, the shirt says EAT THE RICH in red, slightly shimmering letters. Cute.
“Nice.” The pap snaps some pics. “So how does that square with your billionaire — sorry, multi-millionaire — boytoy over there?”
“One, I’m the boytoy here, and two, you should have seen what I did to him earlier today.”
Okay, Lauren’s not hungry any more. Jesus Christ, Dad.
or: Daniel's daughters are invited to Armand's latest gallery opening. Molloy family shenanigans and awkwardness ensue.
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- Part 5 of A brick row house and two old men
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02 Dec 2025
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It was a Saturday evening. Elias stood at his kitchen counter chopping up vegetables to make a pasta sauce for dinner. It was usually a small dish, but he had doubled the recipe, because tonight he was cooking for two.
The blinds were open at the window above his sink to give him a pleasant view of his garden. A garden which currently (poorly) hid a spying archivist.
Jon tries to spy on Elias without knowing about an oncoming rainstorm. Elias invites him inside to dry off and have dinner.
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Bookmarked by hotcryptidsummer
28 Oct 2025
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Night-Shift Archive: A TMA & FNAF Crossover by SnakesInMcDonalds
Fandom: Five Nights at Freddy's, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
10 Jun 2025
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A crossover between The Magnus Archives and Five Nights at Freddy’s.
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06 Oct 2025
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Goddamn there's a tma crossover for everything (affectionate)
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Jon would like Elias to understand what an awful month he's had.
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Omfg this is so good