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    Being a parent is already ticked off of Kenjaku's bucket list. It's nothing to write home about— humans always tend to exaggerate their personal experiences to make them seem unique. Just had a bit of fun seeing how far nature could be fooled: nine foetuses in this case. This time will be no different. Father or mother, what does it matter?

    The little kick in Itadori Kaori's swollen belly proves Kenjaku otherwise.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    Kim Dokja is in a happy relationship with the man of his dreams. Everything is going great, until he gets hit in the head.

    After that, he starts seeing floating comments. They discuss his role as a villainous cannon fodder beta ex-boyfriend. They talk about his boyfriend, call him the alpha male lead of a novel they're reading, gossip about his destined omega.

    Dokja doesn't believe them at first.

    Until the comments start proving themselves right.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    "Good afternoon, is there a Mr Shen here?"

    Shen Yuan stares at the panel affixed to the wall for his video doorbell system for a couple of heartbeats, wondering if he was dreaming. He opens the door, only to let out a breathless "oh," at the sight that awaits him.

    Why is my new delivery guy so damn hot?!

    There's a new delivery guy in town and Shen Yuan may or may not have a crush on him.

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    12 Dec 2025

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    When seven-year-old Harry Potter speaks to a serpent in the London Zoo, he doesn’t just unlock a door; he draws the attention of someone watching. Morticia Addams, matriarch of the famously macabre Addams Family, recognizes the signs of suppressed magic and wounded potential. Upon discovering the boy’s name and the cruelty he’s endured, she makes a decision with all the grace and finality of a guillotine.
    Harry Potter is coming home with them.
    Raised among poison gardens, swordplay at breakfast, and cousins who play with guillotines instead of toys, Harry finds something in the Addams manor he never knew existed: a family that not only accepts the dark, strange parts of him, but celebrates them. Under the watchful eyes of Morticia and Gomez, alongside Wednesday, Pugsley, Thing, and the rest of the delightfully eerie household, Harry grows into something the wizarding world never expected.
    Confident. Unafraid. Powerful.
    So when Hogwarts finally comes calling, they are not prepared for this Harry Potter, and he is no longer alone...

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    17 Nov 2025

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    Kim Dokja wakes up in the body of a cannon fodder set to marry a widowed duke who went crazy after the death of his beloved wife. Said Duke has either killed or driven away all of the brides that came before him. Dokja’s fate seems obvious.

    But when Dokja gets there, he feels a strange familiarity to the Duke’s estate, to the gardens, to a mansion he’s never stepped foot in.

    And then there’s the Duke himself.

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    15 Oct 2025