ismellsarcasm
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Miss Euhpemia Webster is the daughter of a gentleman and a lady in the making. Now, would anyone bother to tell her? She's making a mockery of us all!
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A series of vignettes about girlhood, society, friendship, and the mortifying ordeal of being yourself
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Fresh from the notebook (and other prose excercises) by ismellsarcasm
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26 Apr 2024
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After having been jilted by Miss Morland, Henry decides to spend the evening at the club to drown his disappointment. Little could he know that his bad day was bound to take turn for the worse.
Or does it?- Language:
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09 Feb 2026
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A carriage conveying a newly wed couple to the future home of their choice cannot fail to be an object of interest to every author's pen. In such a carriage one may comfortably place all hopes and expectations, everything felicitous and romantic. The carriage in question had very little to recommend itself in the way of romance, however. Its appearance was sturdy, rather than fine, and its horses were neither midnight black nor dappled grey. Grievous faults indeed, but it said much of our young bride's felicity, that she was wholly insensible of these defects; Catherine had never loved a carriage better, and even thirty miles into their journey could find no fault with it.
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09 Feb 2026
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Fullerton Parsonage by Sunfreckle
Fandoms: Northanger Abbey - Jane Austen, AUSTEN Jane - Works
17 Jun 2021
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When in search for a tragic hero, no one would have thought to look twice at Henry Tilney. His life may have begun promising, being born under the roof of a former abbey as the second son of a very stern military man, but from this point on both Henry’s situation in life and his disposition were entirely against him…
[A full rewrite of Jane Austen's “Northanger Abbey”, this time told from the perspective of Henry Tilney. Since the original is named for the Tilney’s home, I thought this reimagining should be named for the Morland’s.
Written to be canon compliant, historically accurate and in the style of the original work.]- Language:
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09 Feb 2026
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no quick route to experience by ice_connoisseur for anduefex
Fandoms: The Memoirs of Lady Trent - Marie Brennan
18 Dec 2024
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Perhaps it was the whiskey, but for the first time (though not, as it turned out, the last), Tom wondered if the study of the Hendemore siblings was to be his true life’s work.
Thomas Wilker, through the years, growing out of and into himself.
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Elaina Glassheart just wants to keep her party together. Asher Aguefort-Faeth is going to be the best information broker the world's ever seen. Wally Thistlespring thinks he can strategize his way through barbarian class. Marnie Seacaster wants to do something entirely new. Bugs Abernant doesn't see any problem with being a congregation of one. Carter Blake owes a debt. And bringing them all together is Lizzie Luckstone, a girl on the edge of vanishing.
Or: 25 years after the Bad Kids graduate from Aguefort, a new mystery is afoot. This is a story about cycles, snakes in the grass, family secrets, and the distillation of water. We’re all rejects, Elaina. Join the club.
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- Part 1 of Fantasy High: Reunion
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21 Sep 2025