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    During the Great War, Starscream is faced with a traumatic event that leaves him blind to most color and utterly alone. Now, over a millennia later, the war is over, and he's faced with the possibility of no longer being alone. Will he be redeemed for his crimes? Will he choose to push away those he cares about to avoid further pain? Or will he embrace his new family and unknown future?

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    Across the sea from the continent where the four nations dwell, there’s another continent with hoards of different people with different abilities.

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    Despite the impression that Gabriel and the other Archangels give, Heaven isn't dull at all. In fact, it's rather like the average high school. You've got drama, grudges, bullies, the works. Plus the fact that the students can, ya know, do miracles and all that.

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  1. Public Bookmark 71

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    They meet in fragments - behind radio wire and through the hum of static, between trench runs and stolen cigarettes.
    In echoes of code, they become something whole.
    The war ends. Not everything returns.
    But their signal keeps echoing, long after it should have gone quiet.

    (WWI AU. Alastor and Vox meet during the war. Something is lost. Something remains. And the frequency never fades.)

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    08 Jan 2026

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    “Are you sure I’m not dead? If I’m not dead, I could just go home.”

    His mère would be looking for him. Would be worried sick.

    “Um…” Charlie’s eyes darted to the others.

    Angel sighed heavily. “Ya can’t go home, kid. It ain’t 1923 anymore.”

    Alastor frowned.

    “It’s 2024.”

    Somehow that was harder to accept than the fact he was in Hell.

    AKA

    What if Alastor’s fight with Adam ended…differently? What if he was “purified” instead to the last moment he could have been redeemed? And, unfortunately for him, that was when he was only eleven.

    Completed: 10/27/25.

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    06 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    There is a new Overlord in town. A manifestation of the next step in technological advancement.
    Vox is intent on pulling them over to his side. Progress should stick together, after all. But maybe progress isn’t always good.
    Meanwhile Alastor has to deal with the fact that he doesn’t have Vox’ undivided obsession anymore. Maybe it’s a tiny bit annoying.

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    05 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 96

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    The whole almost destroying Hell and Heaven thing left a bad taste in everyone’s mouths. Luckily, Vox received a train ticket for a perfectly relaxing business trip.

    He’s dedicated the next few weeks to planning for everything since then, but there’s some odd decisions he’s been making that leads the Vees to think otherwise.

    Nevertheless, the horns keep blaring, and the train tracks whistle his name.

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    Vox is okay, and his trip will make sure of that.

    (Delusion is a man's best friend.)

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    04 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 41

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    It’s the very first Vidcon that the mysterious Radio Demon is going to appear. Not that Vincent, otherwise known by his YouTube handle Vox, cares. He’s here to soak up the admiration and take out some of the competition. Unfortunately, Alastor keeps getting in his way, and is annoyingly compelling while doing so.

    Or in other words: Oh Deer, I’m Queer.... Fuck! Vel was right!

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    5/5
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    19 Dec 2025