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not a perfect soldier but a good man by j3t_blue
Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
13 Mar 2026
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'Flying cars' Howard' told Steve, the uppity little wanker. 'Flying cars.'
News flash. There were no flying cars. None at all. Not even a flying bicycle.or - steve rogers is honestly underwhelmed with the future. mostly the lack of flying cars but also... surely they could've done more with medicine?
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- Part 2 of marvel oneshots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 181
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 27
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said i should stick there for a while [bald headed bitch cut] by j3t_blue
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
13 Mar 2026
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They met up to dick measure at least once a moon, there couldn't be that much for Viggo to brag about. Maybe Viggo was asking Hiccup for hair advice, he certainly needed it. Not even thirty and well on the way to being as bald as his brother. Maybe that was why he was such a miserable, angry, violent man. Balding, ugly, single and with an egg-headed vaguely cannibalistic douchebag as his only family. That was an understandable reason for any man to turn to mass murder. If that man was a weak-willed pussyfooted pathetic waste of a wankstain masquerading as a man. Which, in Toothless' most astute opinion, was exactly what Viggo Grimborn was.
or - 'said i should stick there for a while (i'm just passing through) from toothless' pov
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- Part 2 of middle of nowhere
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friends in high (and low) places by j3t_blue
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)
13 Mar 2026
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So, like an absolute fucking idiot, like he was first day on the job levels of green, like he’d been struck down with eel pox, like he was a couple mugs too deep of yaknog, he hadn't come up with an answer to the possibility of his father, the leader of the council of Great Chiefs who presided over the Barbaric Archipelago, the man who had both named and raised him, asking him what his name was.
or - hiccup is sick of the council of chiefs doing absolutely fucking nothing about the hunters steadily encroaching upon the barbaric archipelago. luckily he's spent three years preparing to do something about it
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- Part 4 of httyd oneshots
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A voice that, throughout the hours of footage has become distinctly familiar as firefighter 'DIAZ', still sounding half asleep, mutters "I hope the aliens have Laika."
"Who?" Another voice asks. This one is less familiar, but has been labelled as 'maybe VA'ATU/Rimo'.
The question is immediately followed by a soft thud, one that is probably a pillow being lobbed at 'maybe VA'ATU/Rimo'.or - somehow, someway, the bodycam footage of LAFD station 118 got released to the public. someone with far too much time on their hands went through it and clipped their favourite moments for the internet
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- Part 1 of 9-1-1 oneshots
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one and a half captain americas, the world's greatest super spy, and (allegedly) japanese-sokovian amnesiac sergei john fucking kim by j3t_blue
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
17 Nov 2025
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"Mr. Senator," Steve started, Captain America voice out in full force. "I think you're confused. James Buchanan Barnes died in 1945. He fell off the Schnellzug train, in the Alps? I don't know what you're talking about."
"I'm talking about the wanted terrorist standing right next to you!"
"Him?" Natasha said, waving her phone at Bucky, who was at least looking vaguely unthreatening. His hair had been washed at some point that week, and he'd shoved both hands into the pockets of his hoodie. He looked more like a lost, slightly stupid dog than a terrorist at the moment, which- it was good. Kind of pathetic how well he pulled off the look with his sad cow eyes, but it was better than him murder-glaring people. "That's Sergei. He is... He's Sam's- brother."
Yeah. Because the man who got sunburnt watching Dune was definitely related to Sam. "Adopted brother." He clarified.
"Sergei who?"
The three of them all turned to Nat, Bucky included.
"Sergei... Sergei John Kim."
Jesus fucking Christ.or - bucky is the most wanted person ever, none of the cap quartet is particularly good at thinking on the spot and somehow sergei kim who only speaks japanese is the best they can come up with.
Series
- Part 1 of marvel oneshots
- Part 1 of half-japanese bucky barnes
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marvel oneshots by j3t_blue
Fandom Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Mar 2026
- Words:
- 3,604
- Works:
- 2
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middle of nowhere by j3t_blue
Fandom How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
13 Mar 2026
- Words:
- 10,687
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 13
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httyd oneshots by j3t_blue
Fandom How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
13 Mar 2026
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collection of unrelated how to train your dragon one shots (that's a lie some of them aren't gonna stay oneshots😭)
- Words:
- 18,269
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 17
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- Words:
- 4,662
- Works:
- 2
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half-japanese bucky barnes by j3t_blue
Fandom Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Nov 2025
- Words:
- 3,423
- Works:
- 1