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    When Grian wakes up again, it is much later and the sun is high in the sky. His parents are gone for the day, on some diplomatic mission that will take them the rest of the week, so the expectations on his shoulders feel a bit less crushing for once. He lets out a contented sigh and stretches a bit, immediately cuddling back up to the warm body behind him. He feels it move as it chuckles at him and he frowns, squinting his eyes open to glare at Scar.

    The glare is undercut by his mussed up hair and perpetually fond look when it comes to his lover. It’s not his fault Scar looks unfairly pretty in the midday light, eyes half open and bright, his own hair tousled from sleep and… other activities. Grian feels his face flush as he remembers their midnight escapades.

    “Did I have a particularly good dream last night, or are you so desperate for me that you actually fucked me in the middle of the night?” Grian raises an eyebrow as he turns to fully face Scar.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    The court proceedings of Hermitcraft’s first ever divorce, centering on Grian (Petitioner #1), Scar (Petitioner #2), Mumbo Jumbo (defense lawyer), a cat (also somehow a defense lawyer?), several judges since they keep quitting because of all the nonsense, and your tireless Court Scribe JoeHills.

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    16 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 46

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    Scar Goodtimes just wants one thing: a perfectly normal, perfectly reasonable, completely safe permit to relocate two very small, very polite giraffes to his brand-new educational wildlife sanctuary.

    Unfortunately, the Permit Office stands between him and his dreams.
    More unfortunately, so does Grian—exhausted assistant manager, professional menace, and the single most beautiful human to ever deny Scar a form because he used the wrong pen.

    A story about bureaucracy, giraffes, municipal suffering, mild workplace misconduct, one very supportive security guard, and the world’s slowest descent into flirting through paperwork.

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    15 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    "Wizard… what did you give me?"

    "Oh! That was a love potion," the wizard replies casually.

    Max snaps his head up, eyes wide and panicked staring at the man beside him. "I'm sorry, a what?!"

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    Mr. Wizard has a new potion he needs to try out! What could go wrong :D

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    13 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    Bike purring, nerves reeling, Grian’s fingers rested unsteadily on the throttle. His bike bucked with the impatience of a racehorse ready to tear free of the derby gates. 

    “Racers, ready?” 

    Finally, he opened his eyes. 

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    10 Mar 2026