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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    If David had not become an actor he would have remained David John McDonald and been a priest.
    If Michael had not become an actor he would have become a footballer.
    Set in a small town on the coast of Rome, this story is about David (the handsome Scottish-born parish priest who makes all the parishioners dream) and Michael (a former professional footballer who has retired to a small coastal village to enjoy life outside the mundane) and how in every universe they are destined to meet.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Sherlock stomped up the steps, determined to make as much noise as possible and to be such a nuisance that the repairman would eventually flee the premises. He flung the door open, letting it bounce off the adjacent wall, and he opened his mouth to say something rude, and—

    And the repairman was the most attractive man he had ever seen. He stood there, in the kitchen, his too-tight T-shirt clinging to him over a fine sheen of sweat. His hair was sticking up a bit where he’d run his hands through it. It was a military haircut, Sherlock noticed, which fit with the overall stature of this man. He was strong and held himself like a soldier, and Sherlock had always loved a military man, and, damn, he was staring.

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    Or, John is a repairman at 221B, and Sherlock is infatuated.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    Even if this was legal, even if there was nothing technically wrong with what he was doing he knew that if he were caught, or if he were seen by someone he knew, or if he were found out in any way the shame would never, ever die. What would his regiment say? What would his family say? What would anyone say if they discovered that John was currently in a cab on the way to pick up a male prostitute for the evening?

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    19 Jan 2026

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    Sherlock's on a stakeout and John's very pretty - distractions ensue

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    19 Jan 2026

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    While working as a video sign language interpreter for the deaf, John's last client of the day asks him to interpret a highly unusual call.

    (aka deaf Sherlock wants to call a phone sex hotline AU)

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    18 Jan 2026