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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    “That one with the leather and the hair, he’s getting cast for sure.”
    “Oh, yeah. Doesn’t even matter if you can actually bake, when you look like that!”
    “He’ll be this year’s Chigs, or Sandro. Everyone’s flavor, you know?”

    When Ed Teach gets cast on The Great British Bake Off, he understands the assignment. Look hot on camera, banter with the judges, bake memorable shit.

    He isn’t there to make trouble. He isn't there to make friends.

    And he certainly isn’t there to fall in love with fellow baker Stede Bonnet.

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    21 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    Stede Bonnet, recently divorced, returns to the town he once knew with a plan. He's got the house (older and more derelict than he remembers), he's got the bees (and the theoretical skill to keep them), and he's going to be(e) happy if it's the last thing he does. (Stede is, as it turns out, a bit miserable no matter how hard he tries.)
    Ed Teach has been keeping all of his various demos at bay more or less successfully for years now. He's known as THE beekeeper in town, always meticulous, always gentle, never too bothered with rules, expectations, or protective gear for that matter. (Ed is also, no matter how hard he tries, a bit bored at this point.)

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    18 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Ed wants to support his boyfriend Stede's hobbies, so he accompanies him on a bird watching trip despite not sharing the same interests.

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    24 Sep 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 94

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    Ed and Stede became an accidental international sensation at the 2024 Paris Olympics in Synchronicity.

    They crashed into my brain out of nowhere and they haven't left! So I've started a series for all the little bits and pieces I have planned in their world, covering their story before and after 2024, and also diving into the stories of the rest of the crew.

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    28 Jul 2024

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    Ed needs to blow off some steam, so he buys a thrift store wedding dress and pretends to be a runaway bride, in hopes someone at the swanky bar he wanders into will ravage him into oblivion. Stede sees a vision in mint green, but isn’t sure he will be of any interest to this mysterious stranger. Archie watches two cringefail men fall head over heels for each other.

    (Yes, Ed’s wearing the season 2 wedding topper dress. 👀👰💚✨️)

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    13 Jul 2024