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“How many men have you fucked that weren’t me?”
“Like, four?” It’s a small number, but never one that Zoro thought was worth keeping count of. “Why, you jealous?”
“No,” Sanji fumes. He grabs Zoro by the shoulders. “I can take it, you asshole, just admit you’re too scared to fuck me!”
It’s Zoro’s turn to make a noise. This whole fight is fucking ridiculous. “I’m not.”
“Okay, then fuck me!”
“Fine! I’ll fuck you!”
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Sanji just had to go there and want to get fucked. Obviously (ugh) it means Zoro needs romance him first, lovey-dovey shit and all.
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- Part 2 of that frou frou shit
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“I need a date.”
Sanji’s head bats back and forth between the kitchen and the galley. He’s got Zoro pressed up against a wall, forcefully, unlike whatever song and dance Zoro was playing with the rando outside. Sanji fists Zoro’s long coat and looks him dead in the eyes. Well, eye.
Zoro blinks owlishly at him, the vein clear on his forehead for all of a second while he processes Sanji’s declaration. “You want to date me?”
“What? No—” Sanji could vomit from the absurdity. He’s one step away from strangling Zoro with his own haramaki. His cheeks burn, and even he knows how stupid he sounds, but there isn’t a universe out there that exists where he sounds dumber than Mosshead. So, his jaw tightens. “If we do this, I need a date.”
“Okay,” Zoro says, “so, like, a fluffer—?”
“NO!”
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Zoro says they can fuck around so long as they don't make it weird. They both, of course, proceed to make it weird.
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- Part 1 of that frou frou shit
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In-Flight Entertainment by kingburu for kaashisthighs, lexouran
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Jan 2025
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“Attention passengers, this is your flight attendant Touya speaking—”
Three hours into the flight, there are still gasps and murmurs at his name. Touya’s lost his patience.
“As a reminder,” he snaps over the receiver, “soliciting inappropriate photos amongst passengers is considered sexual harassment and presents a risk to our underaged passengers. Delete the fucking thirst trap photo, who, again, IS NOT ME!”
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Flight Attendant Touya Todoroki has fourteen hours to kill on this international flight. So long as he doesn't kill their Captain Asshole first.
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- Part 2 of Flight Risk
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coq au vin by kingburu for helahound
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
19 Jan 2025
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“Why does that—hello?” Keigo flaps his wings like a second instinct. It’s honestly pretty distracting. “What am I supposed to tell the press when I show up on Monday? My boyfriend’s third-awakened quirk is apparently magic jizz? You know how quickly they’ll put you back in a lab?”
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The quote feels self-explanatory.
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Sexy Pilot Booty Call by kingburu for jonabenkku
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
13 Jan 2025
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“Oh, shit,” the guy mutters. Then he sits straighter in his seat and taps against his laptop until Fall Out Boy is no longer playing. He’s got a nice, gravelly baritone voice to go with those piercing eyes. “Sorry. Didn’t realize anyone else was here.”
“Don’t sweat it. Needed a cleanse from all the Christmas music too?” Keigo plops into the seat beside his new goth friend in the nice clothes.
At first, Goth Guy looks disgruntled—then he snorts.
“If I gotta hear about how Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer one more time, I’m gonna sue the airport."
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A Japan Airlines Pilot and hot goth flight attendant walk into a bar. Keigo has the best punchline.
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- Part 1 of Flight Risk
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Flight Risk by kingburu
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Jan 2025
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The Great Re-Touya-Fication Project by kingburu
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
14 Jul 2024
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In which Dabi is pardoned for his crimes post-war, and his emotionally constipated road to redemption, ft. a flightless, hopelessly in love handsome chicken.
All oneshots that can be read in one sitting each!
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a pretty face by kingburu
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
23 Jan 2022
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Aphrodite!Jason Grace x Hades!Nico
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Nevermore by kingburu
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
06 Dec 2022
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don't complicate it (by hesitating) by architecture_in_f1ll0ry
Fandoms: The Dragon Prince (Cartoon)
10 Nov 2022
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5 nicknames Soren tried to give Corvus + the 1 that stuck.
Bookmarked by kingburu
14 Nov 2022
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Taang Week 2020 Day 2: Modern AU
“You like it?” he asks, quiet, meant for her ears only.
Toph’s fingers brush across the crown of her head. “You braided the buns too? Really. You just had to outdo me.” But her lips are curved in a way that softens her face completely and she’s just—
So, so beautiful.
—or Aang just really likes braiding Toph's hair
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- Part 2 of Taang Week 2020
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Suga is five, and Daichi is twenty-seven, when they meet for the first time in this reality.
Bookmarked by kingburu
27 Aug 2014
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In which Rin keeps saying he won't do the thing and then does the thing.
Or alternatively, that fic where Rin and Makoto start off wanting to bang Haru but end up banging each other instead.
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- Part 1 of Denialverse
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07 Dec 2013
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Out of the Darkness by SumEsseFuiFuturus
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
31 May 2018
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(Note: This story is set after Star Trek Into Darkness.) After serving together for two years aboard the Enterprise, Chekov's feelings for Kirk become unavoidable, and the Captain finds it difficult to keep a promise he has made to himself. The beginning of the Enterprise's first Five-Year mission leaves the crew not only discovering strange, new worlds, but also a very different side of their often-lascivious commanding officer than they are used to.
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- Part 1 of Star Trek: Out of the Darkness
Bookmarked by kingburu
09 Jul 2013