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This moment as I sit alone, yearning and
pensive, it seems to me there are other
men, in other lands, yearning and
pensive.A story about feeling like you don’t belong anywhere, until, unexpectedly, you do.
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- Part 4 of Live Oak, With McShep
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11 Apr 2026
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Geralt Discovers His Prostate by Bourneblack
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
17 Apr 2020
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“A prostitute put a finger up my ass,” Geralt says.
Jaskier’s brain stutters to a stop, the swiftly begins anew. “That is… quite the mental image. How was, uh, that?”
“It felt good.”
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Geralt learns Jaskier sometimes has sex with men, and can't stop thinking about the process.
Also, drowners covered in sewage water.
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- Part 1 of Discoveries
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21 Mar 2026
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Geralt has been hit with a lust curse that will kill him if it's not satisfied. What kind of companion would Jaskier be if he didn't help him out? After all, the great White Wolf simply can't die from a cursed hard-on. What kind of story would that be?
(And if it gives Jaskier one taste of the impossible intimacy he's been dreaming of, well ... he'll keep that to himself.)
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21 Mar 2026
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a witcher in possession of sleep-deprivation, must be in want of a djinn.
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12 Mar 2026
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I’m the plans that you made (but fuck all your plans, I’m bored) by suzukiblu for Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
31 Oct 2020
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The bard is an omega, young and pretty but poorly received by the tavern crowd. He smells like a stray, is barely older than a pup, and isn’t very good at his work. Geralt isn't interested in him besides that, but for some unfathomable reason the other is interested in him.
He lets the bard follow him mostly just because getting rid of him would be more annoying, and maybe because he pities him a bit. But it's not going to be that interesting a job, he's already sure. There's no harm in letting a human hang around.
Of course, then they get kidnapped by vengeful elves.
So . . . fuck.
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20 Feb 2026