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things just got a little out of hand by thesnapwasbrutal for blurple
Fandoms: Friends (TV)
27 Nov 2025
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“Yeah right,” Joey muttered, the humor fading as quick as it came. “I’d need to learn how to kiss a guy first.”
Chandler blinked, unsure what to do with that. His brain immediately went down the familiar sarcastic avenues, reaching for the punchline, but they all felt too sharp against the honesty in Joey’s tone. For a fleeting, ridiculous second, he wondered if Joey was hinting at something more, before immediately shutting that thought down. No way. It was Joey. Joey.
“Okay… so?” he said finally, leaning back against the couch, trying to keep his tone light. “What do you need from me? A pep talk? Fake boyfriend résumé?” He forced a small laugh. “A mint?”
He waited for Joey to laugh with him, to bounce the bit back, to give him that easy grin and make it safe again. But Joey didn’t. He just stood there, shifting from foot to foot, hands fidgeting with the hem of his shirt.
The silence stretched.
“Yeah…” Joey started, voice lower now, careful. “I was kinda hoping... you’d, you know... help me practice.”
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25 Apr 2026
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“Want to play Twenty Questions?” asked Sabina.
Jane’s expression went through most of the stages of grief in the time it took her to whip out a hand and clap it across Sabina’s mouth. “We’re in a firefight!” she hissed.
“Wf wurg n uh fuftight,” said Sabina, from behind the hand. Nope, that wasn’t going to work. Thinking tactically, she licked Jane’s palm. Jane snatched her hand back in disgust.
“I said, we were in a firefight. What we’re in now is a closet. And I haven’t heard anything from outside for a quarter hour, so I’m pretty sure they’ve given up and gone to look for us somewhere else. So. Twenty Questions?”Bookmarked by konata
12 Apr 2026
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“Huh,” said Jane, hoisting her bulletproof vest into place again with only the slightest blush as she rearranged the strap. “Is this how I get you to be quiet and follow orders for a change?”
“One hundred percent,” said Sabina, who was absolutely never going to be quiet or follow orders again if this was the reaction it got her. -
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A short story about how Dulcie and Eddie get together after Cath goes back to Deadloch.
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21 Mar 2026
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She woke to see Eddie staring at her still, and said, “We need to talk practicality.”
“Naw,” Eddie grinned and kissed her, “We need to talk about how fun it is to make you burst in my mouth like a pomegranate. Or like one of those jelly candy things that blow up on your face. And. We need to talk about bum stuff. And whether you think a dildo with two sort of prongs, you know, like two ends…” as she explained, Eddie mimicked devil horns with her hands then made them scissor for reasons unknown. “…you know, so you can fuck all holes at once…”
“Shhhh.” Dulcie held her close. “I love you too. Ok?”
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“Patrick.” Pete laughs. “Patrick. Are you saying. That you think I’m having. Some sort of. Gender identity crisis?” He laughs again, just to hammer the point home.
“That’s exactly what I’m saying,” Patrick says. Pete stops laughing.
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Patrick’s been slipping estrogen into Pete’s coffee?! (real) (not clickbait)
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- Part 4 of peterick week
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24 Aug 2024
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"I don’t have to do anything, wench!” Pete cries. “Transgender is a conspiracy invented by big gender to make everyone except for me happy! I refuse!”
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To Stretch A Summer Into A Lifetime by Reed_everyday
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Dirty Dancing (1987)
31 Mar 2026
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Pete Wentz has two responsibilities during his family vacation at the upstate mountain retreat: take care of his younger brother Joe, and find a respectable girlfriend to carry on the Wentz name. When he gets swept up in the scandals of the dance staff and their bossy, angel-faced leader, he starts to realize he might fail both tasks.
Bookmarked by konata
07 Feb 2026