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    On top of the pillar, Tommy chooses life and leaps for the water, ready to leave exile behind. At that same moment, the server backs up as he falls, suspending him between life and death and the ensuing glitch pushes him from one server to another.

    The Hermits have built a little family on their server, bonded through past trauma and instincts. So when a traumatized and scarred teenager crashes in, they’re happy to step up and be the family he needs.

    Even if he doesn’t want them to be.

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    12 Nov 2025

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    Hermitcraft crossover! Super cool, it was dark in a way that genuinly made me a little uncomfortable, and that's saying something with how much I consume darkfics. Many kudos!

  2. Public Bookmark 76

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    Wherein an evil cult tries to sacrifice a child Tommy to The Blood God...only for him to not be considered an orphan because of Philza's adoption. And since Technoblade OBVIOUSLY can't accept a sub-par sacrifice or his cultists will get lazy, he has no other option than to leave Tommy alive, protect him from the occasional sacrifice ritual, and raise him in a cult. Problem is, gods are shaped by how their worshipers view them, and suddenly Technoblade is forced to deal with someone who doesn't only see him as a monster to appease or control. It's a lot harder to be a callous god when giving piggyback rides, that's for sure.

    AKA- Baby and the Beast AU

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    10 Nov 2025

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    Heck yeah

  3. Public Bookmark 73

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    He only wanted to be left alone, be rid of all the people coming in his house and taking away his furniture. It’s not fair, it’s not theirs.

    He wants to be alone.

    And now he will be.

    Tommy turns away from Wilbur’s corpse with a satisfied smile, about to go wake one of the other two up with a loud noise or something of the sort, when something stirs behind him. Bedsheets ruffle, and if Tommy had a heart, it would’ve stopped in fear and somewhat mixed dread.

    The shuffling did not come from the body.

    There, rubbing his eyes as if he were just waking up from a long sleep, yellow feathers sticking out everywhere in his curly brown hair, a pale transparent figure similar to Tommy’s own sits inside his own body, slowly and steadily waking up.

    The ghost of Wilbur opens his eyes, looking around confused before locking eyes with Tommy. “Hello?”

    Tommy’s metaphorical heart drops to his feet.

    “Oh fuck.”

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    10 Nov 2025

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    Ahyusrgunhbc

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    The miscommunications continue.
    Technoblade is adjusting to life in space and recovering from his injuries. The rest of his crew are trying to figure out how to handle having a human around.
    They'll get there eventually.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    Update pog!

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    “Have you ever considered working as an au pair?” Wilbur asked.

    Techno frowned, once again thrown off by the vampire’s archaic choice of words. “You mean, going to live with a coven?”

    “As our permanent, exclusive food source, yes.”

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    Techno is a human who needs a place to live. Phil, Wilbur and Tommy are vampires who need blood to survive. Two problems are fixed with a single solution.

    Though perhaps Techno should have thought twice about the consequences of entangling his life with three powerful immortals.

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    09 Nov 2025

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    Kool;updating too