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  1. Public Bookmark 33

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    Between his job at Stark Tower, keeping his secret identity as Spider-Man hidden from the Avengers, and his love story with a certain merc with a mouth, Peter barely gets a moment of peace. Of course it just had to go wrong the day after his five-year anniversary date with Wade.

    Or in which the Avengers find out Peter’s been dating Deadpool for five years, but Peter and Wade are too in love to care.

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    20 Sep 2025

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    What if Bilbo and Thorin met several years before the quest to reclaim Erebor began? Thorin is hurt somehow and Bilbo takes him back to bag-end to help him and feeds him obviously. They managed to strike up a friendship (at least partly because Thorin is less of a prat when he isn’t wearing the mantle of an exiled king)... and then years later the quest begins

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    19 Sep 2025

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    “Thorin, I have a weak heart. It has trouble pumping enough blood through my body. That’s why I’m always so low on energy. And…” Bilbo swallowed, forcibly keeping his eyes on the flickering flames. Thorin wasn’t moving by his side. “And it’s failing. There are healers in Greenwood who have gifts for mending hearts, but there isn’t much chance it will work. I haven’t been very responsive to any other methods, and… Well… I don’t have very long.” Bilbo dropped his eyes to his hands. He’d ripped the four-leaf clover Bofur had given him. It seemed horribly symbolic of his life.

    Headed to Greenwood to see the healer Thranduil, Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf the Grey hitch a ride with thirteen dwarves headed to Erebor.

    Bilbo had hoped it would be like the adventures he read. That there would be orcs, sword fights, torture, revenge, trolls, chases, or escapes.

    He had never expected miracles or true love.

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    18 Sep 2025

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    "Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." - Galadriel

    In an attempt to get the Arkenstone back for Thorin, Bilbo discovers the ring he's been using is the One Ring. Seized by a need to destroy gold, especially gold with the ability to ensnare creature and king alike, he sets out alone for Mordor. Anything to forget about the love that gold cost him.

    What he doesn't know is that Thorin is no longer under the thrall of gold, and is desperately racing to catch up with him to keep him safe.

    They may have just started on another adventure, but this one may not end as well as their first quest.

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    18 Sep 2025

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    nah idc this is canon now

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    A silly hobbit one shot.

    Hobbits being beardless is cultural, not biological. Hobbit men shave. And for weeks Bilbo’s been shaving without any of the Company noticing. But Bilbo lost his shaving razor somewhere under the Misty Mountains, and by the time they reach Beorn’s, he’s got quite a beard going. The dwarves appropriately freak out (especially the royal brooding one). Bilbo doesn’t notice and makes pie.

    Or, a one-shot featuring the dwarvish equivalent of the overalls-wearing girl taking off her glasses and putting on a sundress trope.

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    15 Sep 2025

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