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    All of the data taken into account painted a horrible, impossible picture. They weren’t having fun. All of this work, all of his time and energy, wasted.

    They didn’t like the adventure.

    "Nobody likes your stupid adventures."

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    Caine leaves his latest adventure in a panic, struggling to understand what went wrong.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    When Pomni approaches the other cast members with frantic descriptions of her room suddenly glitching out for no apparent reason, they're quick to either make her sound crazy (cough, JAX, cough) or reassure her that it was just a one-time thing. After all, nobody else experienced a glitch! Maybe it was just a fluke, Ragatha says. Pomni is not convinced.

    It all comes to a head when Caine appears, loud and eager as ever, ready to start the day with another wacky adventure, but... since when does he emit heat like that? And why does he sound so strange?

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    Pomni gets a rough start to her day, then she (and Zooble) learns something new and unexpected about the resident ringmaster.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Kinger mumbles an affirmative under his breath. The sound of scratching on paper grabs Caine's attention, only just noticing the notepad in the other's hand. He watches the pencil dance across the paper, slightly entranced by the movement, until it stops and Kinger's attention is back on him. "Alright. What's the last thing you remember?"

    Nothingness. The absence of himself. A moment that never existed, yet he knows the time passed, so something has to be there. Even if it isn't. Even if he wasn't. He thinks this, and comes up with a response that makes sense with the context he has in his mind. He doesn't compute how it will come across when all he has to say is:

    "Nothing."

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    Caine is dead. Then, he isn't. Not because the humans wanted to see him again, not because they felt bad, but because the circus couldn't survive without him. To top it all off, he was only brought back to begin with thanks to one teeny, tiny little condition:

    He can no longer use his powers.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    Papyrus, now a surface-dweller, decides he's going to go to college to meet human college students and become wildly popular. Being the first monster student at a human post-secondary school inevitably comes with a unique set of social challenges, but Papyrus is nothing if not capable! With the help of a new human tutor and his family cheering him on, he will acquire every degree possible and then some.

    You are a part-time student who gets asked to help out the new skeleton monster you've heard screaming in the halls, and you couldn't say 'yes' fast enough.

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    23 Sep 2024

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    A series of one-shots I will occasionally post on here based around this paring!

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    18 Sep 2024