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[WIKIHOW] Como lidar com um parceiro traidor by gilgrssm for lttbt
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
02 Aug 2024
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“Mas você realmente acredita que a amizade de vocês vai ser como antes?”, um integrante do documentário o questiona com a voz abafada pela distância.
— E por que não seria? — Nandor encara a câmera com as sobrancelhas arqueadas. — Você acha que o Guillermo tentaria de novo virar vampiro de novo quando tivesse coragem, agora que ele sabe como fazer a transformação completa e que eu, por ter não sido implacável, aceitaria de novo essa traição de nossa amizade? E que essa Kayle Muller, a governante de relacionamentos (“conciliadora de relacionamentos”), está confirmando que, ao invés de ter ido na mercearia comprar os produtos que ele disse que precisava para hoje à noite, embora não tenha falado quais são exatamente, ele, na verdade, foi buscar em outro vampiro para ser transformado? Ou pior, outra criatura sobrenatural já que não gostou tanto de ser vampiro e vai buscar outras opções? Como lobisomens, por exemplo? Ou pior… ogros? Eu sei que ele aparenta ser um, mas-
“Eu não quis-”
Nandor abre a boca algumas vezes, tentando balbuciar algo, antes de se calar completamente e voltar à tela do computador. Ele desce um pouco a página do WikiHow e encara o subtítulo destacado.Series
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20 Dec 2023
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Back in the cool night air, a few snowflakes were beginning to dust the sidewalk when he noticed a familiar smell wafting through the air. He found himself unconsciously following it, like some sort of ridiculous cartoon character. He couldn’t remember why it smelled so familiar, but it tugged at something so deep in him that it made his chest feel tight with excitement. He just had to know what it was.
The smell lead him a short walk down the street, right to the front door of a small bakery he’d never noticed before.
Memo’s Bakery, read the lit sign out front.
He pushed open the door.
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Guillermo was just beginning to pour the glaze over his latest experimental bake, a batch of Persian love cakes, when the bell at the front jingled, alerting him to a customer’s entry. Shit, he must have forgotten to flip the sign over to “closed” again. He looked up, about to apologetically tell them that they were actually closed for the night, when the words caught in his throat and died before reaching his tongue.
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12 Jun 2023
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"Finally, Adolfo tasted the fruits of his labor, that burst of salt on his tongue and the distinct hardness of Matthew's—"
Guillermo snapped the book shut and threw it in his bedside drawer, slamming it closed. He lived alone but still felt exactly like when he was a kid, hiding his beat-up copy of Interview with the Vampire.
It didn't matter, anyway. He knew exactly what happened next in Nandor's book, had read it maybe four times now (just in case he'd missed something those first three times).
Nandor writes a priest-vampire erotica book. Father Guillermo finally snaps after reading a priest-vampire erotica book. This is a love story.
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29 Oct 2022

