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“Are you Lee Minho-ssi?” Seungmin asked.
“Yes, I am! Now sit.” He pointed at a chair. It was small and wooden, but Seungmin sat anyways. “Good boy.” Minho smiled.
“I-”
“What ails you?”
“Why are you talking like that?” Seungmin used every ounce of his restraint to not make a face.
“Because I am a wizard, and it’s what we do.” Minho says with a nod, satisfied with his own response.
“Is that why you’re wearing this whole…” Seungmin trails, pointing to the robe.
“Ah, my robe! Yes, indeed I am ensuring that I am biblically accurate. It's better for the craft, you see.”
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Seungmin is cursed to die. He needs a solution, and Minho seems to be the only one capable of that (a crackfic).
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- Part 1 of Expanded Twitter Thread Fics
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What Happens In Milan (may not stay there...) by ludicrous_lemons
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
05 Mar 2026
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“I distinctly remember telling you to strip. Why did you stop?” Jeongin questioned, hands still hovering at the waistband of his pants.
“You seemed like you were having your fun,” Hyunjin's gaze was lazy.
“Mmm,” Jeongin said. “You want to know what I think?”
“Not really.”
“I think you want me to do it for you. Is that it? Are you in a submissive mood tonight?” Jeongin’s hand slid further down, pressing lightly against Hyunjin’s cock. Hyunjin stifled a groan.
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Up and coming model Yang Jeongin is a threat to Hyunjin's career. And he has an annoyingly perfect face. They hate fuck about it until maybe they don't hate each other anymore?
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Changbin came out a few minutes later in a pair of shorts, towel wrapped around his shoulders leaving his bare chest exposed. Hyunjin watched the muscles of his torso move as Changbin reached up with the edge of the towel to dry his hair more.
“Feel better?” He asked, eyes following a particularly slow-moving drop of water as it trailed from his neck down his pec, slowly sliding towards his belly button.
“A little,” Changbin said, dropping his arm. He walked over to Hyunjin, pulling the taller boy into his arms, snaking his hands around Hyunjin’s waist. “Mmh, this helps.” He tucked his head against Hyunjin's chest. Hyunjin circled his hands around Changbin's shoulders.
“We can stay here as long as you need,” Hyunjin pressed a kiss to the top of Changbin's head. “But the tea should be done in a minute.”
“‘Mkay,” Changbin had closed his eyes. Hyunjin rested his chin on top of his boyfriend's head. They stood like that for what could have been a lifetime, but was probably only five minutes before Changbin loosened his hold.
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A domestic fluff piece where Seo Changbin finds reassurance in an obnoxiously in love Hwang Hyunjin.
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- Part 2 of Canon Compliant Hyunbin
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“I might be a little ahead of myself,” Felix admonishes. “You are gay, aren’t you?”
”Uh, yeah. Well- bi. But yes. It- ah, it’s new.” Chan said, kind of on autopilot. His mind was still reeling hearing that apparently half the dance department knew him specifically for his music. He felt light headed.
“Hm,” Felix mused, taking a sip of his drink. “Just wanted to make sure.”
And then the other half of what Felix was saying hit him. Like a truck.
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Recently out as bisexual Chan finds himself enthralled with his classmate, Felix. What he doesn't expect is that Felix might have similar feelings for him.
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“Sorry, Channie-hyung. I have to go.” He quickly started to make his way out. He left the recording booth, and was a step from the door, arm outstretched, when all of a sudden there was a warmth at his back.
Chan’s mind was screaming as he watched Hyunjin stalk out of the booth. Had been screaming at what he saw in Hyunjin's face in the moments before. Something inside Chan was shouting “CATCH HIM” like it knew that if he let Hyunjin walk out that door without support right now, that it would be the end.
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The moment that Chan & Hyunjin talked about in their 2kr on 24112025 but fleshed out and with a sweet ending
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Chan looks flustered and Felix can’t pinpoint what exactly has him stuttering and blushing so much but it doesn’t stop him from smiling at him. He really is too cute. Felix can’t imagine the Chan standing in front of him being the “Daddy Dom of the community” Hyunjin has been describing. This Chan looks like he’d blush if someone said the word cock, and it only makes him more attractive.
or in which Felix agrees to help his BDSM club frequenter roommate's friend/local Dom/Esty kinky collar maker Chan out by modelling his collars for him. Things escalate.
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01 May 2026
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Jisung and Minho are both contestants on a reality show where nobody knows each other’s subgender. The winners have to successfully pass the entire season without being found out. Too bad Minho and Jisung both feel this insane instinctual pull that’s threatening to reveal their true identities.
Or: Minho and Jisung find out they’re fated mates when they meet during a game show!
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26 Apr 2026
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The early morning light spills through the blinds in ribbons of pale gold, striping the duvet in colourful bands that shift with the lazy drift of dust suspended in the quiet air. Chan is already inside him, buried deep, moving in that unconscious, searching roll of his hips — barely fucking him, just a slow, grinding press that pushes deeper and deeper until Felix can feel him at the root.
"Had a dream," Chan murmurs against his skin, voice wrecked with sleep. "Couldn't help myself."
Or, Chan and Felix spend a slow morning together.
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24 Apr 2026
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“Wait.” Jisung cranes his neck to look over his shoulder at Minho.
Minho is almost sure he contained his pained sound, but can’t be certain. He pulls back just far enough that his dick isn't pressed against Jisung's hole and takes a deep, calming breath through his nose. “Yeah?”
“Is this, like… Ethical?” Jisung asks. “Am I a bad boss?”
“You’re a great boss,” Minho lies.
Jisung stares at him warily. Jisung is a beyond brilliant software engineer and a terrible fucking boss. They both know this.
“Please let me fuck you,” Minho adds, more desperate than he’ll ever admit.
“Yeahokay.” Jisung puts his forehead back on the desk and arches.
Minho gets a job at a tech startup. His supervisor has no leadership experience and a fat ass.
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21 Apr 2026
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─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───
Minho rolls his eyes and gets back to work. He checked the standings before this call, and he is seven points ahead of Changbin. He needs to increase the gap between them, because he refuses to lose, he refuses to see that stupid smirk. He'll be the one laughing, and gloating, and winning. And Seo Changbin will see.
─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───
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13 Apr 2026