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    fics for the Sanzo Dead Dove Week '25

    straight outta my soup brain and right onto your dinner tables

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    series group for Yexie week 2021

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    If Nie Huaisang had one yuan for every time he accidentally caught someone having sex he'd have two yuan, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

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    A bunch of one-shot mcsomji fics set in the same canon divergent universe.

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    Six short fics for Fjollymauk Week 2019

    Each fic has corresponding fan art @thelittlemiss on twitter

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  1. Rec 13

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    For all the time Kerry and Johnny spend out together wrecking V's liver, V hardly even knows Eurodyne. He's fine with that really. Got enough to worry about already with his mind melting. Trouble is, all of a sudden, Kerry's decided to play nice.

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    07 Dec 2025

  2. Rec 4

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    Kerry abruptly ends things with V; immediately after, he announces his engagement to a fucking corpo. V rushes off to give the new betrotheds a piece of his goddamn mind - only to find that the situation might be more complicated than he thought. Namely, that the corpo might just be an obsessed fan who's taken the famous Kerry Eurodyne hostage.

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    24 Nov 2025

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    “Come on, shit-cook,” Zoro taunts, a subtle, desperate edge staining his inflection, sporting a shit-eating grin that only irritates Sanji further. “Take another step forward. I dare you.”

    “You’re being a fucking nuisance, at this point,” Sanji scoffs. “Drop your sword.”

    And there it is again—like a gush of cool air to his heated skin, like melted gold settling on the tip of his tongue.

    He looks at Sanji with his eye widened as warmth spreads throughout his body in a way that can only be described as unforgiving because it’s just too much to bear—the thought of waiting for something that never comes because he can’t bring himself to say what it is that he really wants.

    And what Zoro wants is—

    “I said drop your sword,” Sanji repeats, smiling when Enma slips from Zoro’s loosened grip. “Yeah. Just like that.”

    or: During one of their heated exchanges, Zoro realises he enjoys being bossed around by Sanji.

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    17 Jun 2025

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    the mortifying ordeal of exploring someone else's kinks

    and the worse ordeal of realizing you might like them too

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    Three times Sanji is a little kinky and one time Zoro is actually pretty into it.

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    04 Nov 2024

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    During a particularly bad heat, Sanji decides to rope his intolerable neighbour into helping him; it doesn't go as planned. And the fallout afterwards isn't exactly according to plan either.

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    25 Aug 2024