mahemma



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  1. Summary

    a collection of random crossovers i think up. most of these will probably stay oneshots, so ill mark them as complete so as not to give any false hope rip. tbh they'll probably never be expanded upon... but it's nice to get them out of my head

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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    The first cycle of Bluestreak's life was also his worst, the memories are still ingrained into his processor. They rewind and play across his optics, focusing in on the moment that changed his life forever. Bluestreak watches through his younger self's optics.

    He watches himself choose that strange mech, a sparkling reaching out with determined fortitude and processor set on a single goal. He chose who his creator would be and nothing else mattered. Nothing could change what was written so deeply into his code that it became engraved on his spark.

     

    Aka Prowl finds Bluestreak and raises him with his cohort... (Or the comedy of six cops learning how to take care of a sparkling while solving crime)

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    15 May 2026

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    Jazz is the sole voice of objection when the Autobots implement a new program: recharge berths that hook up to a central network for nightly medical datalogging.

    They proceed with the project anyway and, totally-well-adjusted-and-not-at-all-sociopathic mech that he is, Jazz makes it his sworn duty to ensure that each and every member of high command lives to regret it.

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    14 May 2026

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    He was just walking home from work and got deactivated in an accident. Now he's in his favorite novel as the protagonist's petty insecure brother. And he's supposed to die mid-story?! No way!

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Prowl wishes he could stop constantly calculating how much danger Jazz is in all of the time.
    Unfortunately for him, Jazz needs to tell him a secret that will completely ruin his meticulous results.
    Now Prowl has to contend with his friend's apparent ultra-delicate status and the endless calculations that accompany it.

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    27 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 83

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    Starscream waited three weeks, then four, then five, before finally accepting that his beacon had failed.

    Calling for help had been a futile waste of his efforts. Either no one was searching for him, or the effort it took it claim him back was too great to bother with. His trine were not coming. Megatron was not coming.

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    An AU of ‘She Should Have Died Hereafter’; What if Starscream wasn’t rescued?

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    13 Apr 2026