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Petunia Wentz is 25 and America’s newest rising star. She’s just been cast in the highly anticipated film adaptation of America's Suitehearts , the popular novel with a huge fanbase that hangs on every word on her daily LiveJournal post. In other words, Petunia’s set for life.
Christina Gutierrez, however, isn’t set for life. She’s a stressed-out PhD student working as a barista, and she’s more worried about the vet bills than some movie shooting in Chicago, right? I mean, she’s 29 and still shares a tiny flat with her cat Layla, in a building that probably has a gas leak. She loves books, but she thinks big film adaptations fuck with the plot too much; an opinion that has solidified over years of sub-par “hit” films.
Needless to say, Christina is less than impressed when America's Suitehearts is getting filmed in her hometown. And she certainly doesn’t want anything to do with the arrogant, obnoxious, absolutely gorgeous, perfectly annoying actress that just so happens to really enjoy pissing Chris off. -
The Distance Between Us Was Three Feet and a Refrigerated Display by mascaraphernelia
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
21 Apr 2026
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Based on a tweet by theamazingphil "in an alternate timeline uni student dan is crying in the cheese aisle of asda because he doesn’t know how to cook and phil is high off a brownie three feet away trying to read labels because he’s avoiding jake gyllenhaal"
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Stood On My Roof And Tried To See You Forgetting About me by mascaraphernelia
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance
14 Sep 2025
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You're going away soon. Like really soon. And for some reason Frank can't get over it, can't get over your lips or your hair or, just, you, in general. In hindsight, that's really not a good reason for him to be mad at you. But his chest aches when he looks at you, so he'd rather not look at all.
So maybe that's why he gets shitfaced drunk on your farewell party. Oh, well. What's the worst that could happen if you were the one to drop him off, tonight? Maybe you'll get answers as to why he was ignoring you all week.
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Moody reclined in his chair, his prosthetic scratched over the floor. “What year is it, Riddle.”
It wasn’t phrased like a question, maybe that was why Tom finally answered.
“September.” Tom clipped out coldly. “1942. You know this.”’
Harry inhaled so sharply he choked on his spit. He hurriedly turned away, hacking and wheezing as he nearly asphyxiated on his own saliva.
“Yeah,” Moody grimaced with a slight disgruntled noise hidden in his tone, “that’s a problem.”Or
Tom Riddle, 15 years old, in the middle of the London Blitz suddenly finds himself in a future with no allies, resources, information, and everyone he knows treats him with enough restraint to not murder him on the spot. It takes a lot to truly ruin a human being, to rot them so thoroughly even fruit flies avoid the stench. Tom doesn't want this bullshit, Tom only wants to-
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16 Mar 2026
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"Hey, V, pass the eggs," Mack said, sitting down and shredding off her leather jacket, sliding her M9 back in her pocket.
Victoria passed her an incredulous look, glancing at the eggs, the bacon, the tray with warm toasts, the huge chicken roast, and then at the small boy sitting cross legged on the sofa between the kitchen and the table, squinting at her through huge glasses like a thin, little grasshopper and looking expectantly hopeful.
The eight year old boy they just kidnapped last night.
Did kidnapped pre-teen boys usually cook food for their kidnappers without being forced?
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16 Mar 2026
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There was another student here.
Tom recognized him vaguely—while transfer students were not necessarily uncommon due to the war, they were rare enough to at least make an impression. This particular transfer student was in his year, sorted into Ravenclaw after an impressively long hat stall. He looked like he might be descended from the Potter line, but he did not share the surname so his lineage was of no particular interest to Tom. Nothing about him was of particular interest to Tom, in fact, and yet here he stood, holding the book that Tom had come here to find.
It would be a good time to turn away. The Restricted Section was restricted for a reason—only books documenting extremely dangerous or extremely advanced magic were stored here.
Tom’s feet, however, suddenly felt as if they were made of lead. It wasn’t magic keeping him tied down, but something far more mysterious like curiosity or even fate. In any case, the delay was all it took for the Ravenclaw to lift his chin and meet Tom’s eyes.
This Ravenclaw, Tom realized, had eyes as blindingly green as the Killing Curse.
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Two Vatos Locos Full of Carnalismo and Inamoratos by wellthisisprettyrisque (brainwitchletty)
Fandoms: Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Alternate Universe - Fandom, College Life - Fandom, Twenty One Pilots
06 May 2016
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You dream with your soulmate. That's how you learn who you're meant to spend the rest of forever with. It's simple, really, almost too easy. There's no struggle unless your soulmate lives miles upon miles away. At least, that's what usually happens.
At first, Ryan thinks he's sick. That he's messed up or broken-- maybe that's why he didn't dream with his soulmate for so long. But then he does, and fuck. Of course his soulmate is a fucking trauma case.
(a.k.a. i should never write my own summaries, super sorry, i think it's better than that)
(also it's complete so like have fun)
(the sequel is up! "Bright Eyes")