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    When Blitzø gets drugged and kidnapped by an imp gang, he has to fight tooth and nail to make it out with his life. When his injuries prove to be a bit too much for him to handle, he sucks up his pride and goes to ask Stolas for help.

    Normally, not a big deal. Except this time, he hasn’t spoken to the guy since their shitty first date at Ozzie’s. And when one of his wounds gives Blitzø a nasty fever, he finds himself revealing a lot more than he intended.

    A post ep 7 fic with a lot of Blitzø whump and Stolas finally learning where the lines of communication had broken down between them.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    Alastor doesn't care for his second gender--second genders in general. He doesn't like not feeling in control of his body, his mind.

    Needing things.

    He has had one rut, and that was all he was ever going to have as far as he was concerned.

    Lucifer on the other hand is extremely confident in his second gender, and knowing creation inside and out, sees everyone's instincts as necessary....everything is just...biology. How they were created. So, why is Alastor so against it all?

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    29 Dec 2025

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    As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties.

    What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right?

    (It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)

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    28 Dec 2025

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    Although Alastor and Lucifer have been dating for a few months, they haven’t bothered with taking the next steps. Truthfully, Alastor has never been interested in any of that - until one evening, when he sees Lucifer wearing his red overcoat.

    (Half-naked.)

    And that’s when everything spins wildly out of control.

    -- in which they learn about every form of romantic intimacy, together (aka the 18+ spin-off for Of Saints and Sinners)

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    12 Dec 2025

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    “I’ve just. It’s been a while,” Bruce continued, his voice less tight. “And now…” He trailed off, lifting his arms to show the casts. The implication, now I can’t even do anything about it, was obvious.

    “Do you need a hand?” 

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    06 Sep 2025