19 Works by mediocrebones
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9 Ways of Prayer by mediocrebones for Holliday_inn
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Dec 2025
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Harrow begins to sense a shift in her relationship with her favorite professor, and fights it with no success.
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The Unwanted Bedfellow by mediocrebones
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
01 Oct 2025
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Palamedes asks an Ianthe question, and it ends up leaving her with more questions—and discoveries—of her own.
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Chapter 18: Paul's Inadvisable Power-Up by mediocrebones
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
13 Sep 2025
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Paul achieves their last evolution and gets their first kiss, much to Harrow's chagrin.
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- Part 18 of Alectopause the Ninth
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The Worst Thing You've Ever Heard by mediocrebones
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
18 Jun 2025
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Six months ago, Harrow woke up back in her body in New Rho, and everything was wrong. She and her companions have worked to carve out a tolerable life here, with more success than she could have imagined just a short time ago; still, they are haunted by lost loves and the looming threat of the Emperor and his remaining Saint.
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Can't Fight This by mediocrebones
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
08 Jun 2025
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The Third set upon the Ninth, and set them upon each other.
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One New Thing To Appreciate About You by mediocrebones for oretsev
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
04 Jun 2025
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Gideon and Palamedes have a cozy platonic makeout shesh while their girls are away.
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Fringe Benefits by mediocrebones
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 May 2025
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Palamedes, as it turns out, has been having some Thoughts about gender and intimacy. Pyrrha's more than happy to help with sorting things out.
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Desecrated By Her Blood by mediocrebones
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
24 Mar 2025
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Corona figures out Lyctorhood via snooping, seduces Ianthe and slits her own throat during sex to force her into incorporating her #justgirlythings
Title from Psalm 106:38, courtesy of saintofjoy <333
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This Secondhand Living, It Just Won't Do by mediocrebones for NervousEnergy
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Dec 2024
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After facing rejection from her latest infatuation, Corona wants Ianthe to remind her why it doesn't matter.
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Not Making Excuses [Audio Version] by mediocrebones
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
12 Jun 2024
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Harrow.
Even though I long to call that little body language expert of yours a hack and be done with it, I'm not going to say that I didn't want it. Because unlike some people, I am not a serial liar. And, on occasion, I can even process complex emotions without purging their source from myself entirely.
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I'll Be A Mannequin You Can Dismember by mediocrebones
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
12 May 2024
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The Ninth House has long since revealed its secrets to their last necromancer-cavalier pair, but Gideon is still holding on to a couple of crucial ones. Harrow is more than ready for some answers.
Title from Wallows
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Don't Care If You Think I'm Dumb (I Don't Care At All) by mediocrebones for megapidgeots
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Dec 2023
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The newly christened Kiriona Gaia is not having a good time on the Mithraeum. At least she has Ianthe there to make her worse.
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"If you ever get tired of this unsubtle move-in-gradually strategy, you can just ask. I’ll even clear out a drawer for you."
She snorted derisively. "I want to live with you about as much as I want to start getting migraines again."
"Lord, give me strength," she sighed. "At least Harry had surprisingly few pretensions about being an absolute wreck."
Kiriona leaned back onto the bed. "You really didn’t know her, did you?"
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Before the dust settles by mediocrebones
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
03 Jul 2023
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Camilla and Gideon have a little talk in the BOE truck.
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Put Your Dukes Up, Baby Put Your Dukes Up by mediocrebones
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
24 May 2023
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She nearly went to Palamedes, but in the end Gideon picked up her sword and she waited for her necromancer.
Title from CRUISR.
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I hold one card (that I can't use) but I want you by mediocrebones
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
01 Apr 2023
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It's the end of the world. Alecto and John are locked in battle, leaving Gideon and Harrow on the sidelines deciding where they fit into all of this.
Harrow-centric speculative ending. Title is from Mitski, as you probably know.
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How It Happened by mediocrebones
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
03 Oct 2022
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Harrow and Gideon get another shot at Canaan House.
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Let's Open The Closed Door/While Carrying Our Unchanging Feelings by mediocrebones
Fandoms: Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
27 Aug 2022
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In a world of her own making, Homura still struggles to maintain control - especially in the presence of a Kaname Madoka. Madoka is confused by the inconsistencies of the world around her, as she attempts to take charge of her life and learn more about the mysterious girl in her homeroom class.
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In the midst of constant battles against the Emporer's Coven, Luz has decided that it might not be the best time to confess her feelings (bottling them up instead is going very well). Amity has issues with physical platonic affection (which are not at all me projecting*).
Point of canon divergence is "Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Hooty's Door" - Hooty was forced to counter Kikimora's forces instead of setting up their date.
*Given how queer the Boiling Isles is, we can safely assume that they wouldn't have the same gal pal/dudebro friendship double standards, but suspend disbelief with me for a moment.
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Nico's Nightmare by mediocrebones
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
12 Jan 2022
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Nico has a terrible nightmare.