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    It's Christmas Eve, and Hermione Granger is stuck at work due to the incompetence of her co-worker, Draco Malfoy, who is apparently incapable of following the simplest of directions.

    Now they're up against an urgent deadline, and Hermione is stewing in spite. Unable to keep her feelings bottled inside, she lets him have it, only to find herself being fucked on her desk.

    Written for Bah Humbug! FlashFest
    Winner: Most Passionately Bitter

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    03 Jan 2026

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    Hermione is a volunteer Healer who helps administer A-Class suppressant serums to Alphas over the holidays. When Draco Malfoy comes to receive his shot, things take a dangerous and escalating turn.
     
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    A wintry, forced proximity, medical thriller-esque A/B/O ❄️😈

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    24 Dec 2025

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    If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

    Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

    The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

    Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

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    10 Apr 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 90

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    Unspeakables Granger and Malfoy have to spend Christmas Eve in a non-magical tent in Scotland, huddling for warmth.


    Despite her earlier assertion about compliments, whatever classification of her that was about to leave his mouth was likely to be unflattering. She attempted a deflection via academic nitpick. “Malfoy, I’m trying to sleep, but on the subject, you know you can’t have a species that’s just one person. How would I propagate?”

    “Granger.” He rolled to face her as though now she had his full attention. “It sounds like you just asked me to tell you how to fuck yourself.”

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    07 Mar 2025

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    “What are you doing in my office, Malfoy?” she asked, toeing the line between businesslike and unfriendly.

    He glanced over, eyes flicking from her face down her body once, before fixing his attention back on her books.

    “I was under the impression you were an investigative journalist,” he quipped, then lifted a hand to the spines.

    “Don’t touch my books,” she snapped. “You can’t just invite yourself in.”

    “The witch downstairs implied your assistant could.” He gestured to himself with the raised hand, turning his obedience at not messing with her things into something distinctly insouciant. Prat.

    And then his words registered.

    She jolted back like she’d been slapped, blinking against the cognitive assault. “What? No. You’re claiming that you are my new research assistant?”

    “Cracked it in one,” he drawled, sliding his hands into his trouser pockets.

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    Or where Hermione is investigating a highly suspect bit of plant cultivation and Draco accidentally helps.

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    26 Feb 2025