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    Dr. Strange wakes up and almost pees himself because a cosmic tremor the likes of which has never been seen was caused by Aunt May coming down and screaming at him in a dream.
    Across town, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov, and Vision all wake up and are very concerned about the fact that they are alive, and nobody seems to remember them being dead.

    How the fuck is any of this related to some guy named "Peter Parker"?

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    16 Jan 2026

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    How Steve "The Hair" Harrington fathered two of the most iconic denizens of Pawnee, Indiana.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    “Hold on,” Robin interrupts. “Hold on, is this— are you, like. Do you know what masochism is?”

    “I know I act like it sometimes, Robin, but I’m not actually fucking twelve,” Steve says.

    OR: Eddie has a black hanky in his back pocket.

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    13 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    Will has finished his first year at college and now it's summer break. He's broken up with his first boyfriend because he still cannot get over his straight best friend, and he still sees the ghost of his sister.

    When his best friend, Mike, comes to visit over the break, however, things feel... different. Mike's acting differently, and Will starting to wonder if there was more between the lines of the letters they'd been writing to each other for the past year.

    But then Will has a dream, and it's crazy but he thinks his sister really might be alive, and he might know how to find her. She also happens to be the love of Mike's life.

    Mike and Will, the Paladin and the Cleric, go on a quest to find their Mage.

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    12 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 82

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    We look almost happy out in the sun, while we bleed to death from wounds we don't know about.
    Tomas Tranströmer.

    Body-snatching quickly becomes abduction as the BAU is sent to a rural West Virginia town nestled at the base of the Appalachian Mountains. The nature of the case brings back memories and tests the team's willpower at a time when they need each other the most.

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    11 Jan 2026