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Secrets Better Left Buried by megaplatypus
Fandoms: Psych (TV 2006), Animorphs - Katherine A. Applegate, Criminal Minds (US TV)
28 Aug 2025
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Jake had the heavy weight of leading the resistance in a war he really had no business fighting in the first place thrust upon him at 13. The heavy weight of that responsibility, of the choices he made, led to him becoming someone entirely different. Shawn Spencer. Psychic Detective. Unserious, irresponsible, and fancy free. But he can't escape his past. Can't run forever from the person he used to be.
Not when Marco is kidnapped, and the kidnapper wants Jake.
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Haunted by the Narrative by megaplatypus
Fandoms: Animorphs - Katherine A. Applegate, Criminal Minds (US TV)
25 Jul 2025
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Spencer Reid being terrible with computers doesn’t make sense, if you take a second to think about it. There’s a reason. It’s convoluted, but Spencer Reid was mostly a bird growing up. And before that, a neglected kid tossed from extended family member to family member. He wasn’t allowed to use computers until he was an adult, and at that point it was just strange. He used to be called Tobias.
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sometimes, your boyfriend is an international spy by megaplatypus
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV), Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
10 Jan 2025
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Colin used to be called Alex. He’s still a spy. Somehow, and Isaac is still not entirely clear on this one, this leads to them being kidnapped together.
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Breathing Is Easiest With You by megaplatypus
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV), Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
17 Jul 2023
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Colin Hughes, professional footballer. In love with his best friend, Isaac. He can never act on it though, because he’s also Alex Rider. Former teenager, still a spy.
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Will wasn’t taken by the Demogorgon. He was taken by a man. A man he should have been able to trust.
Mike never gave up hope, even when the rest of the world grieved and moved on, he continued to search for Will.
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Eddie Diaz realizes he’s bisexual at approximately 11:30 PM.
By 9:14 AM the next morning, he has:
- Dumped his girlfriend,
- Proposed marriage to Buck,
_ Emotionally compromised an entire fire engine,
- Held Buck hostage in radiology, and
- Turned a Level 1 Trauma Center into a live studio audience.The thing is, Buck would’ve handled this better if Eddie had:
- NOT proposed marriage in the middle of a gas leak,
- NOT immediately started flirting like a menace,
- NOT weaponized ER paperwork,
- NOT trapped him in a CT room,
- NOT weaponized eye contact,
- NOT somehow become hotter in a hospital gown, and
- NOT had an entire emergency department acting as witnesses.Evan Buckley, is, in a word, doomed.
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24 May 2026
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Art is a Lie That Makes Us Realise the Truth by Watermelonsmellinfellon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 May 2026
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Harry Potter finally learned that he is a Seer, but he is also Mute. He also cannot share his Visions through any medium beyond his art and doesn't really have anyone to share them with anyway. He also has no artistic skills to speak of.
Harry is on a journey to improve himself so that he can finally share the things he knows and finally get closure. One day, he'll find himself being courted by the last person he would ever expect... all because of something outside of his control.
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21 May 2026
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One summer day, he sees Voldemort on his neighbor's roof. And it all came crashing down.
Armed with a stabbed diary that oddly brings him comfort and a ring that feels important, Harry is ill-equipped for the summer ahead.
On his neighbour’s roof, staring directly at him, was Voldemort.
It would be comical if it wasn’t for the struggling muggle teen in his grasp.
Mockingly, Voldemort held up a scrap of parchment. ‘Surrender yourself, or the muggle perishes.’
Harry ducked away from the glass and got his writing supplies out. He held the parchment to the wall as he wrote, with a quill this time.
‘I don’t negotiate with terrorists. I’m going back to bed.’
He wiggled it into the corner and left the sight of the window. There was a strangled scream he tried to block out. In bed, he piled his blanket over his ears. Bottom of the line, he needed sleep.
And who was he to intervene? Every damned time he did, the person ended up dead or injured. Cedric, Sirius, and countless other friends had suffered under his supervision.
Harry was done playing saviour.
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19 May 2026
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Chelsea legend, Roy Kent, disappeared without a trace 1 year ago.
Rupert Mannion’s ex-wife, Rebecca Welton, took possession of AFC Richmond 1 week ago.
Manchester City loanee, Jamie Tartt, will learn about the feral Staffordshire Bull Terrier in the basement of Nelson Road in about 10 minutes.In which Roy was turned into a dog against his will and held captive under horrific circumstances, and Jamie is good with dogs.
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18 May 2026
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"Hello," Roy says, giving the kid a little wave, unsure of what else to do with himself.
The kid stares, wide-eyed.
"You're Roy Kent."
Roy nods.
"I am."
The kid stares at him a moment longer... and promptly starts crying.
"Oh, fuck..." Roy breathes, before his common sense can catch up to the fact that he shouldn't be swearing in front of an eight year-old. "Jesus Christ. Are you okay?"
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whumptober day 30 - hospital bed
(or, early in his career, a charity visit to a children's hospital in manchester sticks with roy. he really hopes that kid is okay.)
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18 May 2026