mellow_cow
Fandoms
- Forsaken (Roblox) (4)
- Video Blogging RPF (3)
- Roblox (Video Game) (3)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (2)
- Dream SMP (2)
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Breaking News: Unintelligence is a Hereditary Trait by mellow_cow
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
10 Jan 2026
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“Oh.” 1x says, dumbly.
Telamon nods and pointedly ignores their mistakes. The ring of fire cradling the admin’s head like a halo flares against the dry air. Scary. “You are well aware that this is unacceptable as Telamon’s pupil. Telamon trains you, yet you are insecure, is Telamon’s training insufficient?”
1x splutters, “Wha—no, no! Never, I just—“
“Mmm. Then, you have a complex. Victim complex? Inferiority complex?” Telamon taunts. 1x4 begins to contemplate mortality. However, once 1x musters the courage to glance up at his expression, he can see the admin’s lips slightly quirked up at the corners. “Tell Telamon, are you a victim?” He presses on, not hiding his amusement.
“A victim of your bullying,” 1x mumbles absentmindedly, causing the deity to perk up. Oh shit. “Wait—“
Telamon laughs. A full-on laugh. Sharp canines on full display. Golden eyes squint as he wipes a nonexistent tear from the corner of his eye.
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or, the times Telamon showed that he cared about 1x (whether intentional or not), while 1x tags along for the ride!What a shitshow
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Knock knock, it's the IRS! by mellow_cow
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
17 Sep 2025
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Her door is pried open.
Heaven awaits them, 1x thinks before being brutally assaulted by the hallway light. The harsh yellowish beam of agony and despair cuts through the calm, black void and burns into their corneas. 1x begrudgingly sits up in their makeshift bed, blanket pooling at their lap as they rub sleep from their eyes.
Through painful blinks, he makes out an outline of a figure.
“Mr. 1x?” a frightened voice calls.
Scratch that. Hell is here and 1x is getting dragged kicking and screaming. “What d’ you want?” She demands. She proceeds to cut herself off with a yawn.
The child sniffles for a little while and shuffles in place before mustering up an “I’m scared.”
Yeah, he should be after disturbing them at the equivalent of four o’clock in the morning. Errr, well it could be three pm right now. Who the fuck knows in this place?
It goes to say that it feels like crack ass dawn at least.
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or, 1x attempts to fall asleep, gets interrupted, has his bed taxed, and goes through the five stages of grief like a loser.Series
- Part 3 of Cutthroat Tea party!!!
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Hey Google, is it Bad That I got Indoctrinated Twice in the Same (ish) Lifetime? by mellow_cow
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox)
18 Jul 2025
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A zippered mouth quirks up. “So you do need me.”
“You-!”
Pr3tty quickly sweeps in. “Alright, so, TwoTime?”
Right. That. Rage baiting aside. “They—no, we were a part of this cult.”
“Oh, didn’t that other guy have one too?” Pr3tty asks.
“N0li.” 1x nods. “I don’t get it. We have no gods, Robloxia is abandoned, and everyone should just believe in me.”
Pr3typriincess cuts her off. “1x, you don't even have faith in yourself. Enlighten me on how you're going to force people into putting their faith in you.”
“Fear.”
“Mm, if you say so.”
--or, Azure gets roped into a girl's (?) night with 1x and Pr3typriincess for so-called information. They proceed to get glamorized, trauma dumps at some point, and then indoctrinated for a second time (This time it involves tea!)
Series
- Part 2 of Cutthroat Tea party!!!
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Does it Count as Misandry if It's only Shedletsky? by mellow_cow
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
19 Jun 2025
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She doesn’t say anything for a minute, and 1x is content to dwell in the silence, their thoughts already wandering back to manslaughter. However, the echo of footsteps grows closer, the dull clicking of heels growing annoying. A faint pink glow blends with 1x’s vibrant green, and PrettyPrincess’ face comes back into view. Briefly, the little girl’s eyes observe 1x1x1x1’s form, noting the long, wild, untied hair, less bitchy demeanor, and her obvious boredom. She visibly lights up. “Oh, Ms. 1x!”
1x1x1x1 sighs. “Yes, yes, what is it, child?”
“I hate boys,” she proclaims. 1x has a premonition on where this is going, assuming this is another rant about Bluudud or C00lkidd or both. Instead, Pr3tty veers into another topic. “You also hate everything.”
This is…true. “Get on with it.”
Her mouth opens to reveal sharp rows of teeth, similar to a dragon, as she wags her tail behind her. “Therefore, we are going to have a ladies' night!”
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or, 1x is dragged into a "ladies' night" by Pr3typriincess, learns a couple of things, and accepts defeat against an 11-year-old.(Maybe they enjoyed the company, but who's to say!)
Series
- Part 1 of Cutthroat Tea party!!!
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Here’s the Reigns, Take a Hold of Me (Please don’t let me go) by mellow_cow
Fandoms: Origins SMP, Video Blogging RPF
05 Feb 2025
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“Alright mate,” the stranger sighs, stretching his arm dangerously closer to Techno, “regardless, we have to get you out of there, okay? It's not safe.”
His back aches when it collides with the wall from how fast he kicks his legs in front of him. The impact pulls another wheeze from Techno, but the boy could care less. Anything to delay the inevitable is appreciated.
Even if he has to deal with stone cutting into his sides and snagging onto loose pieces of clothes.
“Hold on,” he chokes, reorienting himself, “I’m—I’m human.” Ignoring the blurring in his vision and the wet streams rolling down his face, he whispers, “You can’t hurt me.”
Silence follows the statement, the only thing left audible is Techno’s sniffling.
Or,
The 5 times OriginsSMP almost found out about Techno’s origin and the 1 time they did.
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Them against the world by mellow_cow
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
02 Mar 2024
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Tommy and Techno swap bodies for an unspecified period of time, and shenanigans ensue. Yadda yadda, you heard it all before, now let's get onto the extras.
This little series contains alternative endings, deleted scenes, and the old fic I had rewritten. You guys can see the original outline once the actual fic is finished lol.
For now, this small series will remain an endless void until I finish the fic. But who knows, maybe I'll post here a little early as a treat. ;)
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Iliad Chatfic by Poxin_MushroomBoi
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, The Odyssey - Homer, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
27 Apr 2025
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A group chat with the Iliad cast in the middle of a war, what could POSSIBLY go wrong?
Tldr: A lot
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- Part 2 of Modern AU
Bookmarked by mellow_cow
18 Feb 2025
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only one thought of mine by sillykeychains
Fandoms: The Odyssey - Homer, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
26 Dec 2024
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She smiles when Penelope picks one of the names and then goes to the person sitting next to her.
Penelope unfolds the paper slowly, anticipation swarming around in her stomach.
Odysseus.
Fuck.
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or, they're doing secret santa, and penelope needs to find out what to get her classmate.
Bookmarked by mellow_cow
23 Dec 2024
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My Blood is Red and Unafraid of Living by floristkills for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP
06 Nov 2024
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It's a simple life, living with vampires as a source of fresh blood. For Techno, it's practically the family trade, or as close as being trained and then sent off to be a feeder can be. He can always be certain that the coven he's serving will take care of him. Most humans don't have that, so he's grateful.
Philza and his coven are more of the same in a long line of vampires needing a blood source for injuries or illnesses. Techno is happy to provide. And if he's almost close enough to touch the fondness and love within the coven... he's grateful.
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Techno has been a vampire feeder nearly his whole life. Phil reluctantly purchases his services for a short term stay. Things get better and worse, depending on the viewpoint.
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23 Sep 2024
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A Con Artist, A Mafia Boss, An Arsonist, A Hitman and A Delinquent Cause A Scene Outside Of A Bar by hyperbolic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
05 Dec 2022
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Kristin needs a mortgage for her money laundering scheme.
Phil wants alibis who won’t ask any questions.
Wilbur needs a landlord that will overlook his felonies.
Techno requires a good washer and dryer that can clean blood easily.
Tommy wishes CPS would get off his ass.
Each with their own agendas, flaws and secrets, these five are pushed with the common goal of needing to come together as a family in order to evade the law.
Or: SBI need to pretend to be a family in order to avoid the police's suspicions.
Series
- Part 1 of A Con Artist Universe
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21 Jun 2024
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“You’re my brother.” Technoblade says, far too genuine with it, and he reaches a hand out to touch Wilbur by the arm.
His fingers barely graze against Wil’s sleeve before his head is abruptly knocked to the side, teeth suddenly aching with Wil’s knuckles being landed right across his left cheek.
(or, a pogtopia!AU in which Techno is a God of War that Wilbur summoned to help out with their fight.
All’s well until it’s very much not, and Wilbur didn’t anticipate the fact that some gods don’t play by the rules, and that this one in particular takes any prizes he wants in war.
That includes Wilbur and Tommy.)
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11 Jun 2024