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An Eye for An Eye by minustofu
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types
25 Aug 2025
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One time Hunter and Lyra each get hurt, and one time they get REALLY hurt. They might annoy the hell of of each other, but no one's dying on their watch. They just didn't expect them to be so...tactile. And oh? What's this strange feeling? Must be indigestion.
(This is the same oc I created in my other bad batch fic that I abandoned, just pretend she has a fully fleshed out story lol, this is purely self indulgent so I don't expect anyone to read it)
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Flash Flood Under My Bed by minustofu
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
16 Jan 2025
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"Logan’s done this whole song and dance before. He knows the melody by heart, the hopeless hope, the enticing push and pull of 'will they, won’t they.'
And time and time again, he falls victim to their alluring display; a moth to a flame. Died, abandoned, betrayed- it didn’t matter. At the end of the day, he stood alone. The only thing he could always count on for company was the bottle.
Then Wade-motherfucking-Wilson waltzes into his life, squeezes past his carefully built walls, and makes himself at home in his heart."In short: Logan needs to face the facts- he's in love with Wade Wilson. But when shit hits the fan, running seems like his only option.
Title from "Can't Stand The Rain" by The Rescues
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Gabriel attempts (key word: attempts) to apologize to Minos and Sisyphus for their executions, but it doesn't go as well as he had hoped.
AKA Gabriel gets his shit rocked
"Everything happens so quickly. Sisyphus's expression turns to one of disgust, grabbing Gabriel by the neck and tossing him across the dining table. He's sent careening towards the fireplace, his body landing on utensils and plates, sending silverware flying from the force of the impact. By the time he rolled to a stop at the end of the table, he was deeply battered, with aching joints and bruised skin. Yeah, leaving his armor behind was a very stupid idea."
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(the whole fic is basically in beta lol)
She’d spun to face him, still in a defensive stance, eyes wide not in fear, but surprise. The toothy grin was gone, instead replaced by her real, bared teeth. The bottom half of her mask had dematerialized, leaving her mouth exposed. Before her face fell in bewilderment, he caught a glance of two needle-like fangs that retracted. Her fingers had sprouted claws where there’d been none before, matching his own. Behind the mask, her eyes glow scarlet, visible even behind the purple tint. Before he can voice his shock, the other spider steals the words right out of his mouth.
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After settling down on the surface, a newly mortal Gabriel gets his first cold. V1 is left to pick up the pieces when he pushes himself a bit too hard, helping the angel deal with his council trauma in the process.
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Flambae and Sonar are the only flight-based heroes left on Z-Team now that Coupé is cut and Phenomaman is... too sad to function. That means more work for the guy who can fly 100% of the time. Stressed and pissed off, Flambae makes a mistake on mission and as everyone knows, if you fuck up ever, you can never fix it. AKA: Sonar gets injured on a dispatch and Flambae has a normal reaction to it.
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- Part 1 of Dispatching, Depression, & Donuts
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27 Jan 2026
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"You still single?" Rayo asked suddenly, taking a swig from his beer.
"What?" Chad blinked, caught off guard
"Oh c'mon, you've always been hard to lo-"
"Hey, babe," Robert interrupted smoothly, leaning over Chad's shoulder to plant a quick kiss on his cheek.
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Flambae’s insufferable ex gets added to the team, and Robert quickly realizes he can’t stand the way he treats him, so he makes a reckless decision: he pretends to be Flambae’s boyfriend.
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26 Jan 2026
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While Chad is trying to be a good person by escorting Robert home, they get hit by a superpower that makes it very painful for them to be more than a few feet apart. In trying to figure out how to be together under these new conditions, they learn a lot more about each other and slowly fall in love.
Or, the Reverse Social Distance AU that emmasmoke8 keeps yapping about on Tumblr
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Trigger Warning: Implied/referenced self-harm, body dysmorphic disorder, jokes about murder/suicide, more to be added- Language:
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21 Jan 2026
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“One of these days I’m gonna burn that smug fucking look right off your face.”
Robert could reply with snark, a well-timed retort. He had it loaded.
Instead, he stares.
Like the way you're supposed to stare at the sun when it hates you, and you love it anyway.
“God, you're beautiful.”
Flambae arched a brow. “Yeah? I fucking know. Mirrors exist. But thanks.”
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Robert is in love with SDN’s resident flaming asshole.
Unfortunately, the flaming asshole is the only one who doesn't know.
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lets go gambling! AW, dangit! AW, dangit! AW, dang-- by Faisalliot
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
04 Jan 2026
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Post the Red Ring's night of terror and his subsequent, extended recovery, Robert finds out that he has 'mysteriously' established enough rapport with his Z-team to integrate "positive reinforcement tactics" without getting ruthlessly mocked when they start acting up. He figures out a reward system they'll actually be interested in; gambling-adjacent with guaranteed wins of information. That this takes the form of a stupid spinning wheel they can only spin by performing prosocial actions, with strict spinning limits, is hilariously unimportant.
Never in Robert's wildest dreams would he have imagined this would evolve into the modem through which the team all fuck their way up into becoming good people and actual friends, but really, he should've seen it coming. EVERYTHING about this job and this team had blown his expectations to the fucking stratosphere.
Now if only they could keep Robert out of it, he wouldn't be so spooked. He's having enough trouble ducking under their radar as it is.
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OR: the series of unfortunate events through which Robert, despite best efforts, accidentally cons himself into being known and loved by his friends--um, ever-reliable team and coworkers.
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17 Jan 2026