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Pretty Fond of Not Very Good Ideas by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill) for birdsofshore, capitu
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Feb 2017
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Harry Peterson, Orderer Extraordinaire, and his trusty sidekick, Ray. Or: Harry's been hit with a memory charm, but it's okay because he realises he's bent
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15 Feb 2026
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Draco is 18, flamboyantly un-self aware, living in Andromeda’s cottage with his mother, drinking far too much cooking sherry, keeping a diary… and he can’t for the life of him understand why Harry Potter keeps coming round to visit.
29 November 1998; Current mood: dissatisfied
Reader. Things did not go according to plan.Firstly, I did not find a cock to put in my mouth, despite several promising applicants. Secondly, I’m writing this from Harry Potter’s guest bedroom. Allow me to explain.
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15 Feb 2026
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Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year, determined not to let Malfoy get to him. But when the snarky teasing starts up again, Harry finds that returning the jibes with compliments has a far more interesting outcome.
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19 Dec 2025
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When a hex meant for Draco accidentally catches Harry as well, they're forced to learn to understand each other in ways they previously might have thought impossible.
In which Harry and Draco can't fight, so they fall in love instead.
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19 Dec 2025
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‘Married?’ he said quietly, trying to keep breathing.
‘Well, Bilbo dear, you do have a ring on your finger. We assumed you were just waiting for things to settle down before you brought her home. Or him, I suppose,’ his aunt replied.
Before Bilbo leaves Erebor for good, Thorin Oakenshield presents him with a ring - a token of his friendship and regard, nothing more.
Unfortunately, that's not how the rest of Middle-earth sees it and if Bilbo indulges, well; he doubts he'll be seeing Thorin again for a long time, if ever. Their parting was hardly auspicious.
But Bilbo never thought that Thorin would truly come and visit him in the Shire, and now he's got to keep the knowledge of their supposed marriage a secret from him. The other hobbits don't really make that very easy.
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19 Dec 2025