needlemonkey
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Do you all want to see something weird? by needlemonkey
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
30 Aug 2019
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For a moment, Claude is sure the professor makes direct eye contact. He is unsure but he could swear he saw her pink tongue dart across her lips as she ponders whether or not she should say this out loud.
“I have no gag reflex now.”
As if on cue the boys across the room begin to splutter, caught off guard by a potentially indecent admission from their teacher.
Claude is equally stunned. “Wow. I’ll unpack that one later.” He casually crosses his legs.
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Byleth realises her lessonplan is kind of boring so she does something fucked up instead. Claude doesn't know how to react.
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"Just" Scotch? by EverSpicy (EverSquirrely)
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Musou: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes
03 Feb 2024
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Hubert never had to deal with any of... this. When his classmates had chased each other like cats in heat, he had savored the freedom from such horniness. Perhaps that self-satisfaction was the reason he found his friendship with Ferdinand stirring carnal curiosity.
They had clear chemistry - why else would Bernadetta have used them for inspiration in her smut?
Meanwhile, Ferdinand, tied for being the third sluttiest Black Eagle, seemed to be burdened with loneliness and self doubt, somehow doubting his obvious worth.
Maybe it was time for Hubert to enter the proverbial arena: Claude's stupid house party.
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- Part 5 of Save the Last Dance - Spicy Sidebars
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27 Feb 2024
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Sugar on the Side by Nomad_Dash
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
03 Dec 2019
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“Where did you get that jacket!?”
Ferdinand couldn’t help but think back at how Hubert messed him up and painting him in marks of possession, calling him his sugary sweet, little cumslut and praising him for not leaking any cum on the jacket or his work.
There was no way he could say that outloud.
Instead, he smiled, tilting his head a bit to the side as he turned to show off the jacket hiding the aforementioned marks very well.
“It was for sale at a thrift store!”
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- Part 3 of Nomad's Ferdibert Week 2019
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04 Apr 2023
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Tripartite by Azzandra
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
01 Oct 2019
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Ferdinand found himself loving two people in his life, and then he stood aside as they married each other.
This is fine. Really. It's fine.
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- Part 1 of Tripartite
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29 Jan 2023
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into the dawn by FunAndWhimsy
Fandom Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
21 Feb 2020
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14 Jan 2022
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wash away your troubles by Beans (provetheworst)
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
05 Jan 2020
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"Oh, Hubert," he says, softly; for it is indeed Hubert, his dark clothing stained even darker, the smell of blood heavy in the air.
Hubert's eye gleams in the darkness when he catches sight of Ferdinand, catching the light the same way a crocodile's might. Hubert's shoulders slump. "I did not expect anyone to be here."
"My apologies," Ferdinand says pointlessly. He is not really sorry, but manners call for it. "Nor did I."
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Or: Hubert needs a bath.
Bookmarked by needlemonkey
13 Jan 2022