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I Could Live By The Light Of Your Eyes by nerdwegian for torakowalski
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Oct 2014
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All Clint wanted was to get laid.
(In which Clint meets a mysterious man who may or may not be named Phil, and accidentally stumbles into a big conspiracy where very few things are what they seem to be.)
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"The cuffs in Lagos were more comfortable," Phil grumbles.
(Tumblr prompt: Handcuffed together.)
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- Part 11 of Tumblr Prompts
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"There's, there's something I should probably tell you," Phil gets out.
(Tumblr prompt: Secretly a virgin.)
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- Part 10 of Tumblr Prompts
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"What the fuck is that, is that a smile? Put that shit away, it is way too early," Wade complains, sinking down to rest his forehead on the table.
(Tumblr prompt: Timestamp for the We're Starting At The End 'verse. Phil hanging out with the Reapers.)
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- Part 9 of Tumblr Prompts
- Part 2 of Angel 'Verse
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I'll Be The Rock Star If You'll Be The Scientist by nerdwegian for pollyrepeat
Fandoms: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
07 Jan 2014
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"Wait, wait, wait! Sir, are you telling me the dinosaur escaped our plane in your flying car?"
EDIT: Also available as podfic by exmanhater!
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Tumblr Prompts by nerdwegian
Fandom: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
17 May 2014
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Sometimes I take fic prompts on tumblr (filed under my tag, tumblyfic). And sometimes, what my brain ends up spitting out is longer than I'd anticipated.
This series does NOT include all prompt responses, only those above a certain word count, which may vary depending on what I feel like that day. They might differ slightly from their original tumblr post version, as these have been beta read and edited. If you're interested in reading all my prompt responses, the tag on my tumblr (linked above) is the only way to do it, sorry.
All prompts will be listed in the fic summary, so you can tell what they are at a glance.
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“We were friends in high school,” Eddie says, and the words seem to warp in his mouth with how much he’s not saying. “We had a fight, then Shannon got pregnant and we stopped talking. It’s the first time I’ve seen him in years. Probably the last time I'll see him in my life. Okay?”
“Eddie, I don’t know what you think ‘friends’ means, but that was not friendship I saw.”
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In which Eddie keeps secrets and Buck is incredibly normal and rational and even brave about his reaction to this.
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05 Jan 2026
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Shit, Buck thinks. Eddie is totally gonna try and fuck Javi.
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“The name. Firehose.” Eddie’s eyes flicked down to the orange in his hands as he started on the next slice. “You said it had more to do with something else.”
“Oh! Right—well…” Buck laughed, a little awkward, rubbing the back of his neck and wringing his hands like he was debating whether or not he should answer. “I guess my question would be… do you know what hyperspermia is?”
Eddie froze mid-chew, then bit down—hard—on a slice of orange. The juice hit the back of his throat and sent him into a coughing fit.
Or; Eddie finds out Buck has hyperspermia and is totally normal and sane about it.
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03 Jan 2026
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Buck chewed on his bottom lip, his eyes flicking away for a second before he shifted on the couch, restless.
“Do you… want me to show you?”
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About a week after starting back at the 118, and about three weeks before he was supposed to start getting a steady check again, Buck quietly moved out of his loft—
—and into his jeep.
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01 Jan 2026
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It’s an obsession—thinking about this guy. Buck doesn’t know how to be normal about it. He’s spent the last forty-eight hours overcome with the urge to know everything about him, whether he likes his coffee cold or hot, whether he sleeps with socks on, whether he eats the same Special K cereal as Eddie in the morning with the little freeze-dried strawberries, whether he breathes out his nose or his mouth, whether he has any idea that his new home is a gravesite, and Buck is the widow sitting on the bench nearby.
He needs to know. He needs to see, needs to find out whether this man is worthy of treading over the same hardwood floors that Eddie and Christopher’s bare feet have touched.
Someone new moves into Eddie's house. Buck does the completely normal thing and starts dating him.
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31 Dec 2025
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All at once, Chimney explodes. “Buck is dating the guy who moved into your house,” he says in a rush.
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the pain will leave you once it's done teaching you by fruitsdoesnotknow
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
29 Apr 2024
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“Hi, I’m Buck, a firefighter with the 136,” for now, the thought crashes through Buck, leaving a sour taste in his mouth. “Uh, you’re both welcome to take a tour with us, if you’d like.” Buck awkwardly scratches at his neck, running a hand through his hair, unsure what else to do, and it spurs the man in front of him to take a large step forward up to Buck’s bed.
“Eddie,” he says, thrusting a hand to him, and Buck reaches over without a second thought. His whole palm feels electric, it smarts and carries the touch of Eddie, Eddie, that Buck feels it completely. He has no idea what’s happening to him. “Edmundo Diaz, but just Eddie though, uh, no one calls me Edmundo. Right. I’m a new nurse here, at Cedars-Senai. Oh –”
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When Daniel Buckley lives a little longer, Evan Buckley dies a little more. And this is how Eddie Diaz saves him, a little later on.
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Evan remembers when he sullenly told Daniel he wasn’t going back to school one day, picking at his shoes, because the kids made fun of his face, for his birthmark, and Daniel leaned over, brushing his brow softly. “This mark?” Daniel asked, and Buck nodded miserably. Daniel huffed, and leaned back. “They don’t know?” Buck frowned, shaking his head. “It’s because I kissed you right there, when you were born. Left a mark behind.”