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[ 7:39 p.m. ] Unknown Number
have we talked to each other?[7:44 p.m. ] Regulus
Yes.[ 7:45 p.m. ] Unknown Number
name please[7:47 p.m. ] Regulus
Say “please” again and I might consider[ 7:48 p.m. ] Unknown Number
please[7:50 p.m. ] Regulus
James Potter begging, this is fun.[ 7:51 p.m. ] Unknown Number
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how to avoid your brother's best friend over the holidays (unsuccessfully) by noasmirrorball
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Dec 2024
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“Okay.” Regulus barely brings out. “Can you—”
“Can I what?” James looks up, dazed, before coming up again.
“Can you make sure I won’t fall off?”
Oh, he curses Sirius and his entire existence for leaving them alone together. Because apparently sharing a bed with James doesn’t make him stupid – this does. Regulus steps out of the skis to stand beside James again.
“I won’t let you fall off anywhere, love."
Or Regulus ends up on a skiing trip with Sirius' friends over the holidays and hates everything about it
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“I’m not kissing a straight boy.” Regulus scoffs.
“I have kissed guys before!” James argues again.
This is only making him nauseous, nothing more. Oh, how he wants to say yes. Then again, there’s this issue of his brother. As far as Regulus is concerned, they tell each other everything.
Attached to the hip or something. Unhealthily attached.
“I’m not some trophy you can check off a list.”
James sighs,
“I know that! I’m just saying it could be multi-beneficial. You getting your first kiss off your chest and me improving my skills around guys. It’s a win for both of us, Reg.”
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James offers to eat his best friend out for “practice”.
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“What if he turns out to be forty?” Evan wants to know then.
Stupid question, because it doesn’t matter. It’s some short summer thing, nothing serious. And his heart most definitely doesn’t nearly stop whenever he looks over to them. There’s something about him that makes Regulus want to sink his teeth in.
“Oh Evan, you underestimate me here, I’d fuck him anyway.” He says eventually.
“Reg, that’s eighteen years.” Evan taunts him.
“So what? He’s hot.”
OR Regulus meets James on vacation and gets too attached
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Reverse Psychology by tempestbreak for armpitpervert
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
18 Dec 2020
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Before he knows it, he and Lance have overstayed their welcome at the afterparty bar, too, and Lance says, “I’d invite you up to my room, but I’m pretty sure Hunk is passed out right now,” and before Keith can second-guess it, he says, “I have beer in mine, if you still want to catch up.”
Which is weird. Since when do he and Lance catch up? Keith has no idea. He also has no idea what they’ve been talking about, other than anything and everything that’s not Shiro and the fact that he’s marrying someone who isn’t—
Fuck.
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Ghost In Your House, Ghost In Your Arms by melancholymango
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
22 Oct 2019
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“There’s no way anyone would actually go down into a basement that looked like that. Even if my daughter was missing, I’d have to nope the fuck outta that one.” Lance says it conversationally, like he’s totally casual with the eerie scene playing out on the screen. But Keith has been watching him out of the corner of his eye for a while now, finding a secret sort-of solace in the fact that even Lance is sitting on the edge of the couch, biting his lip raw with anxiety for the next plot twist of the movie. It’s a beautiful kind of irony.
“I would. Ghosts aren’t real.”
“I’m literally sitting right here.” Lance counters, but there’s no real bite behind the words. Keith shrugs his shoulders, tossing another handful of popcorn into his mouth.
“Horror movie ghosts aren’t real.”
“You don’t know that.”
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Keith buys a rickety old house despite everyone's warnings and find himself with a roommate that doesn't pay rent. Or eat. Or breathe.
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14 Jun 2025
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Post war, Lance struggles. He struggles with his career, his relationships, his overall self-fulfillment. Let’s be honest: not really news. Lance is the king of struggling; he’s mastered self-doubt backwards and sideways and in six different galaxies. There’s just one thing that comes easily for Lance: arguing with Keith.
When they reconnect after a year apart, Lance finds that his perspective on his oft-combative, always awkward, mullet having teammate has shifted. He questions their relationship. Their history. Himself. Luckily, if you have questions, there’s always one place that has the answer—
Especially if that question is ‘Am I the Asshole?’
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James is convinced that he hates Regulus. It’s what he tells everyone, and it’s what he tells himself. But after a failed attempt at confronting Regulus in the locker room after a Quidditch match, he finds out very quickly that he definitely doesn’t hate him. Far from it, actually.
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i’d like to mean it when i say i’m over you (but that’s still not true) by microdamage
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Sep 2024
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In the summer of 1986, James and Regulus have a whirlwind romance that ends as quickly as it begins.
Five years later, Hogwarts hosts Meet the Professors Night, and James realizes he’s not nearly as over Harry’s Potions professor as he believed.
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