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    Four years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco lives a sad little life as a Ministry Workerbee. He keeps his head down and stays within the terms of his probation. He does not date, he does not socialize, except with Theo and Pansy, who for some reason are hellbent on making his life a little less pathetic.
    After horrible, idiotic ‘doesn’t take no for an answer’ McLaggen turns up dead, Draco is the only one that seems to connect the strange something happening to Granger and the murders of every molester, abuser, and sexual creep in the Ministry.
    To save his own selfish skin, Draco is determined to find out what is going on–and gets trapped in Granger’s sexual web in the process.
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    Hermione Granger is possessed by a sex demon and pathetic, virginal Draco tries to stop her from taking revenge on every creep in the Wizarding World. Too bad he falls for the demon in the process.

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    11 Aug 2025

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    No one knows that she was almost Sorted into Slytherin. (She’d reasoned her way out of it, of course.)
     
    Things aren't always as they seem.

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    07 Aug 2025

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    Gregory Goyle knew that he’d never been the smartest bloke, but he supposed it didn’t really matter. His bride-to-be was more than smart enough for the both of them. She looked awfully pretty on their wedding day, all dressed in white, even though she didn’t smile, and her eyes were sort of red, almost like she’d been crying.

    She glanced back towards the door where the two Aurors who had brought her were stationed with their wands out. Greg remembered hearing that Padma Patil had made a run for it and got tossed in Azkaban for a while. He couldn’t blame her—she was supposed to marry Marcus Flint, who was an absolute twat. She’d had to marry him anyway in the end, so the whole thing ended up being just a waste of time.

    Hermione kept her gaze trained on the door for a long moment before turning back to him, still unsmiling. “Let’s just get this over with.”

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    23 Jul 2025

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    It's debatable, but having an *actual* spirit animal is not shaping up so great for Draco. The more he tries to embark on a self-improvement journey, the more his inner ferret seems to call the shots. And it just can't seem to stay away from Hermione Granger.

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    23 Jul 2025

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    Dave Lalonde is an internationally renown movie director arguably more famous than God, and indisputably richer. He certainly isn't expecting the bizarrely dressed stranger he runs into in the bathroom of an Academy Awards afterparty to indelibly interpose himself into his life in the worst possible ways. However much he might want to, Dirk Strider inevitably proves to be a man that Dave will never be able to forget.

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    30 Apr 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This story predates Bojack Horseman and I think it may have inspired the series. Cannot recommend enough

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