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Yoshikage Kira's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Extremely Fucking Bad Day by normal_author
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
09 Aug 2022
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Yoshikage Kira's not the type of guy to stand out in a crowd. He lives his life carefully to avoid things that stress him out, like making friends or enemies. Even his coworkers hold him in universal regard. Right?
A story in which absolutely nothing goes right for Yoshikage Kira.
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[AMV] JJBA AMVs and other video shitposts by normal_author
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
20 Jun 2022
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1. [AMV] 1 800 PAIN - LEGO // Kira
2. [JJBA / IASIP] You ever been in a storm, Koichi? // Kira + Koichi
3. [JJBA / IASIP] Kira Peaks // Kira
4. [AMV] Tom Cardy - Mind Fight // Kosaku Kawajiri(?)
5. [Shitpost] Rohan's Alpha Male Diet -
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A series of snippets from the 4chan figure skating fandom.
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BODY SLAM by normal_author
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions
26 Apr 2022
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The way you slam your body into mine reminds me
I’m alive, but monsters are always hungry, darlingNanu does Elio a favor and babysits his Incineroar.
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OjiFans by normal_author
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions
16 Oct 2021
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After deciding to clean up his life once and for all, the former leader of Team Skull gets a summer job.
Unfortunately for him, it involves shoving his hand up Nanu's asshole like a Muppeteer.
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
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07 Jan 2026
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It’s the hottest summer on record. On their way to the golf course, Vernon and Dudley drop Petunia at Marge’s. Luckily, Marge has a pool in the garden.
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02 Jan 2026
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After fatally hitting a teenage boy with his sports car, 42-year-old financial planner Mark Ottman is cursed by the boy's great-grandmother, who puts her hand between his legs and hisses one fateful word.
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25 Apr 2022
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amazing tale of the slow, insidious moral degeneration of an entire family into complete depravity. stephen king wishes he had written this instead of “thinner”
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Four years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco lives a sad little life as a Ministry Workerbee. He keeps his head down and stays within the terms of his probation. He does not date, he does not socialize, except with Theo and Pansy, who for some reason are hellbent on making his life a little less pathetic.
After horrible, idiotic ‘doesn’t take no for an answer’ McLaggen turns up dead, Draco is the only one that seems to connect the strange something happening to Granger and the murders of every molester, abuser, and sexual creep in the Ministry.
To save his own selfish skin, Draco is determined to find out what is going on–and gets trapped in Granger’s sexual web in the process.
—-Hermione Granger is possessed by a sex demon and pathetic, virginal Draco tries to stop her from taking revenge on every creep in the Wizarding World. Too bad he falls for the demon in the process.
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Bookmarked by normal_author
11 Aug 2025
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No one knows that she was almost Sorted into Slytherin. (She’d reasoned her way out of it, of course.)
Things aren't always as they seem.Bookmarked by normal_author
07 Aug 2025