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    The only thing that can take Hermione's mind off of how much she loathes her repugnant Potions partner are the notes from her mysterious pen pal.

    And as for Pansy? She just wants to find a way to cast a permanent Silencio on Granger, and to reply to the charming stranger on the other end of her magical parchment.

     

    (aka the Pansmione "You've Got Mail" AU)

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    19 Aug 2025

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    “I’ve had an awful day,” Caitlyn bit out, “so if you don’t mind making this easy for me, I’d appreciate it.”

    “You’ve had an awful day?” the creature asked, “Cupcake, you’re not the one who was shot.”

    Caitlyn froze, both pistols wavering in midair, then lowered with a stunned expression. She took in the yellow eyes, the hulking red fur, the sarcastic tone, and all at once she was assailed by memories - of running in the fields outside of Piltover, lying on her back in the green rolling hills, cheek to cheek with a stout, fit teenager with eyes like ice and a mouth that spelled out trouble.

    “Vi?” Caitlyn asked.

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    (Post-Apocalypse AU - Caitlyn is a Hunter, tasked with capturing escaped 'creatures' by the Academy, a governmental force that trains soldiers. One of the creatures she's sent to extract uses a familiar nickname.)

    This version of the story has been abandoned, and is being re-released. This version is being left up for comparison and nostalgia's sake, and also because I can't bear to delete it.

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    04 Sep 2022

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    Wonderful Author

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    Jaina Proudmoore is looking for an escape. Unable to find peace after an accident that left her scarred and traumatized, she finds herself taking a post as lighthouse keeper in a quiet corner of Quel'thalas. But hiding is hard when everyone as heard your name, the lighthouse turns out to be a crumbling mess with rumors of a curse, and it's hard to say who's more damaged - the lighthouse, Jaina, or her new employer.

    AKA, the Lighthouse Keeper AU nobody asked for.

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    15 Aug 2021

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    Imagine, Sylvanas thinks, how merciful my death would've been had a Lich Queen been chosen over a King. Jaina Proudmoore has no need of a Banshee. I would have been slain cleanly, as would all of Azeroth. Efficiently. 

    "A marriage of state," says Jaina. "A mutual surrender for a mutual victory."

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    18 Jul 2021

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    The war has not gone well for anyone. The Alliance has three months left before collapse. The Horde is not much better off. With neither victory or death as options, Sylvanas proposes an alternative. A treaty, to ease tensions and open borders, with a political hostage to ensure that both sides stay in line. A marriage with many political implications and Sylvanas would only accept one person. Jaina Proudmoore.

    And Jaina Proudmoore made for the perfect hostage. If the Alliance moves wrong, Jaina dies. The Horde attacks, and Jaina reduces Orgrimmar to a wisp of a memory in the minds of children.

    Of course, no one expected Sylvanas and Jaina to be anything more than uneasy partners with each other, least of all Sylvanas and Jaina...

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    10 May 2021