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Arthur is attempting to make peace with the kingdoms of Albion, and if that means having to spend most of winter holed up in a castle in the North freezing his backside off, then so be it. The king in question is eager to make peace, and offers up tokens of his good will, including access to his bedwarmers (read: harem). On the way there. they meet a servant with a distinct lack of respect for, well, anyone, and he is far more interesting to Arthur than any woman could hope to be. There's something mysterious behind the cheeky smiles and cryptic comments, and Arthur is determined to figure it out, even if it means bringing him back to Camelot at the end of winter.
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Two Monks Invent Penises by Anonymous
Fandoms: Medieval Manuscript Illustrations, Two Monks Inventing Things (The Toast)
16 Dec 2018
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MONK #1: so I’ve been thinking about penises
MONK #2: uh huh
MONK #1: where do they come from?- Language:
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Bookmarked by notamushimaster
29 Dec 2025
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you will empty the darkness (you will keep me in motion) by alteradam
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
19 May 2025
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No matter how many times they played out this precise scene, Adam was fairly secure that he would never learn to accept it as commonplace. He was perfectly aware—had been for years now—that he would be met with nothing but the most reverent and attentive care at all times, not just in his most fragile, vulnerable moments, but it was still so much.
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Quiet Pain by TheAsexualofSpades
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
27 Nov 2025
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Peter has a bad pain day. His family take care of him.
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01 Dec 2025

