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The Soul Stone by booksandbanter, FanFixation (SequesteredAudio), notreallyno, virgo_puff
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jul 2025
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Hermione needs Auror protection for her soul magic research trip to Madeira.
Draco needs to stop eavesdropping across Ministry hallways like a lovesick teenager.
Their friends need to mind their own business. (unlikely)Featuring reluctant (but still mutual) workplace pining, a fake marriage arranged by Theodore Nott, ancient Portuguese magic, the realization that the mantra of "professional obligation" can only be stretched so far, and the scientific discovery that some souls are just destined to be bound together.
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A submission for The Dramione Archives Summer Vacay Collab 2025! Thank you to everyone who put the effort into putting this on, as well as those who created the amazing works that are part of this collection.
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Won't let them take you by notreallyno for dracodormiensss
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Oct 2024
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"Why did you bring me back, Granger?“
Hermione started to cry, “I wasn’t ready to say goodbye to you, Malfoy. I won't let them take you.”
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Bucky the Vampire Slayer by notreallyno
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
11 Oct 2024
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Fusion with Bucky Barnes as the vampire slayer and Steve as a vampire.
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Stiles and Scott became best friends when they met in college. Once Stiles meets Scott's hot stepbrother Derek, he develops a massive crush on him.
Based on a tweet by singtoconley:
my werewolf boyfriend: (screaming)
me: (gags) SORRY. oh my god. I'm so sorry. I forgot about my silver tooth fillings.
Only Stiles doesn't know about werewolves.
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It's Bucky's birthday and Steve has a surprise for him.
There's fun use of frosting in this fic.
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Pickup Line 'Verse by notreallyno
Fandom Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Supernatural (TV 2005), Teen Wolf (TV)
01 May 2023
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A series of different pick up lines with different ships.
1. "MISSION" Stucky (Steve/Bucky)
2. "BASKETBALL" Destiel (Dean/Castiel)
3. "BEDROOM FLOOR" Spuffy (Spike/Buffy)
4. "SOCK" Sterek (Derek/Stiles)
5. "RIVER" Dramione (Draco/Hermione)
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1. Bucky in therapy realizes he still loves Steve. (After Endgame)
2. After Bucky falls, Steve does too. (Around CATFA movie)
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“We can pretend,” she whispers, tugging on him. “Like we used to.”
Or: a step-sibling incest AU.
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Bookmarked by notreallyno
24 Dec 2025
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Draco the Dragon is a recently retired adult entertainer, known for his roles in movies like "Dragon does Doggy," who has moved behind the camera to start his own studio. Hermione Granger is a newcomer to the adult entertainment world and finds herself on Draco's casting couch after her last video, "Petite coed takes MONSTER cock," goes viral.
They bang on the couch.
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- Part 1 of Casting Couch Universe
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Bookmarked by notreallyno
16 Mar 2025
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“He’s gone Hermione, we need to run, before they catch us!” Ron turned and grabbed her hand when they heard someone approach from behind them…
“Yoo-hoo!”
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OR:
Harry is dead, Voldemort won. Ron and Hermione try to escape immediately after Harry’s death… but they are being hunted by a certain couple of Death Eaters.
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I do not own any of these characters, nor do I share any of the same values as JKR.
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- Part 1 of When Doves Cry
Bookmarked by notreallyno
23 Feb 2025
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Of course Hermione Granger would encounter Draco Malfoy at a Slytherin common room party. What she hadn’t expected was to have something in common with him, leading them to make a drunken marriage pact. It meant nothing, right? They both thought so.
Their worlds collide when the ancient magic of an Unbreakable Vow is activated ten years later, compelling them to honor their unintended marriage pact or face death. As they struggle against the binding magic, they uncover hidden layers of each other’s lives and begin to question their long-held beliefs. In the process, they discover that the line between love and hate is thinner than they ever imagined.
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- Part 1 of Till Death Do Us Part
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Bookmarked by notreallyno
23 Feb 2025
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After a fall (from the world’s smallest step-ladder, mind you) Draco lost his memories, and all he can remember was his life as a teenager in the middle of a war. It was certainly going to be hard to adapt to this new life he knew nothing about – especially considering that he was married to Hermione Granger, of all people.
**COMPLETE! 🖤🖤🖤**
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Bookmarked by notreallyno
30 Nov 2024